Player Review
98 - TOTS
Now........... where do I start.
After committing most of my
good players into the Ultimate TOTSSF guaranteed, I was really hoping for
something that could carry me through my division 10 rivals games so I could go
and pack no boards out of my un-tradable premium prime mixed electrum silver
players pack. When packing this guy I was instantly excited to try him. I was
seriously under-whelmed.......
He was SOOOOOOOOOOOO average.
The thought of paying almost a million for this donkey is an insult. His
shooting is really weak and is no match for any gold goalkeeper in goal.
Averaging at about a goal contribution every 2 games, he has absolutely no
impact on the team. I can literally bring on a 77 rated MOTM I packed with 98
pace and get more goals and assists. His skills can’t keep up for his pace. It’s
like playing with a whippet on steroids. Every time you play him in behind,
whoever the defender is, he will obliterate Mane and push him off the ball. To
put that into context, it’s like the defender is a bowling ball, and Mane is a poppadum.
I literally played a guy with a bronze right back who still managed to barge
him to Senegal and back before he could get a shot on goal. I don’t know, maybe
I’m just bad. Pretty much the only good thing about him is the fact that if you
sweaty it to him, there’s about a 74.2% chance he will score, a 17.5% chance he
will hit the woodwork, and if neither of them outcomes happen, it’s probably
because I’ve subbed him off for a bronze at half time.
This card is a disgrace to LiVARpool’s title winning success and I would strongly suggest against using him. That is unless you have a team of icons around him so he can score sweaties from 4 yards. I rest my case.
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