Player Review
89 - Rare
This card is an enigma. I used Donnarumma in a 4-1-2-1-2 narrow alongside VVD, Kimpembe, Robbo and OTW Hakimi. My first impressions of this card was that the Italian was pure shite. He was lanky, slow, and would let in shots straight at him, but most importantly it was like his fingers were coated with butter. He dropped every single fucking ball. Corner? He catches then drops it and fumbles to get it back, Shot right at him?, if he doesn't let it go through his fucking legs or under his arm, he'll catch it, drop it than catch it again, I don't think I saw him properly catch the ball once while in my squad. for the first 10 games or so, I wanted to jump out the window every time I saw an attack coming cause I knew if they get a shot off, no matter where it was, Butterfingers™ over here would fuck up and I would concede. Than a miracle happened. I packed untradeable Di Natale and had to switch up my team. Unfortunately for me (or so I thought), I had to keep KerrygoldButter™ over here so Kimpembe could be on full chem. Suddenly Donnarumma was diving like Sterling in the semifinals. Top corner finesse shots didn't stand a chance, power shots on either side were quickly blocked and when rushing out of goal it was almost impossible to get through him. It was like all my problems went away. Except one. I'd like to say that my reaction was similar to I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!™ but alas, such was not the case. I watched as Lukaku blasted shots right at him from 20 yards out and Donnarumma's arms mimicking those of Suigetsu's (for those that don't get the reference, his arms were like water). I watched an Alex Telles recover a ball the GK dropped (again) during a corner and shoot the ball straight through his chest. I watched in agony as he saved a Messi finesse on his lefty just for Werner to accidentally pass the ball upwards and it rolling past Donnarumma. Without further adieu, my final verdict:
- Donnarumma is like a piece of coal. Under immense pressure, he shines like a diamond, but otherwise he's just another piece of coal innit.
- Definitely not worth the 60k+
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- Tall
- Good diving
- Nice Traits
- Slow
- Positioning is a fraudulent stat
- Arms are made of water
- Fingers are coated with butter