Reviews

97 - FOF

5.0

Possibly the best card I've used

By Hagold, 13-08-2018

So I see there is no reviews here. So here I am. I played with Isco's 94 tots and found his stamina to be a big problem. Although Isco has 85 stamina on his TOTS, EA believe that he is a pack a day smoker with asthma, and that after 60 minutes he is borderline dead. Therefore, I decided that I would try this guy out as a LF striker. Let me tell you, 6 chem, 7 chem, makes no difference this man is an absolute beast. Typically I'll put him to CAM at the start of the game but he can cut it as a striker. Literally any finesse shot is gonna hit that top corner. Across keeper longshots are the same story. This man's passing is out of this world, his passes could find a hay in a needle stack. His dribbling is a thing of beauty, tippy tappy tap dancing around defenders like they're statues. Pretty much, for about 10k more than his TOTS this guy is a massive upgrade. Every stat I noticed a different.

Shooting - My man could fight a war alone his shooting is that great

Passing - Could probably find my dad with his pass

Dribbling - He could probably whack me off with his feet whilst wearing his cleats and I'd still cum in 3 seconds

Pace - 88 Pace but with a hawk makes it 92 and he feels absolutely rapid. Lucky my man ain't a criminal cuz he'd be outrunnin the law with ease

Stamina - His card says 97 stamina but he's probably cut down to half a pack a day at this rate and has his asthma inhaler on him at all times. For some reason his stamina is still shite compared to the rest of my team even with their stamina stat being borderline IDENTICAL, but its manageable, there is no longer a need to sub him off anymore.

Physical - If ever he gets caught up by a defender and his to have a full on brawl with them because for some reason defenders on this game literally swing their elbows into your face and give you mild concussions and the referee forgets that this isn't MMA, Isco sometimes can be bullied off the ball. HOWEVER, this is usually irrelevant because his silky dribbling and eagle eyed passes can save him from being smacked up and yeeted across the pitch from a stupidly powerful shirt pull. Plus if worse comes to worse just shield the ball. It's that overpowered that a bloody toddler could shield the ball from Bigfoot himself.

Formation: 4312

Position: CAM

Games: 10

GPG: 2.10

APG: 1.50

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

4.0

Stamina

Pace (9/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (5/10)

Physicality (7/10)

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