Player Review
90 - Premium SBC
When I first saw that this card had come out I knew i needed to get it because of who he was. Little did I know that I was putting in 40k for a god damn prophet. This card is the single best card I think I have ever used. I used to be a bit afraid of going against defenders like luiz, VVD, and Maldini, but now not at all. Crouch eats them up like a mexican does a burrito like an italian eats is meatballs. This set being only 40k is the biggest steal since the patriot drafting Tom Brady in the sixth round. I am in div 3 and he scored 9 goals in one game for me on multiple appearances. He is an absolute unit who doesn't care about the sissy defenders trying to take the ball from him and he instead just yeets them to the side. This man is able to head the ball so well I mean he gets after it like a fat guy does with cake. Im pretty sure after one of the games i played VVD was crying because of this monster. All in all this man can single handedly take down a team of titans, robots, or even gods. He is no mortal and there really isnt enough words in the dictionary to describe him in full detail.
Heads the ball like zidane against marco materazzi
shoots like the american sniper
he is physically like a bodybuilder on lots of roids
absolutely none he is simply God in his purest form
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