Player Review
87 - TIF
TIF Yussuf Poulsen is a god among men. The 87 Danish colossus is quite simply one of the best all-round strikers in the game. Forget ‘meta’, forget ‘OP’. This man deals in absolutes. Cross to Poulsen = goal. Every time. Wanna stop your opponent scoring sweaty corner goals? Use Poulsen. Want to SCORE sweaty corners? Use Poulsen. Need pace & strength up front? Poulsen has more gas than my nan after eating a kilo of baked beans, and is stronger than a panzer tank. Obviously the 3* combo is not ideal; his left foot’s as good at kicking the ball as I am at deciphering hieroglyphics, and attempts to perform complex skills will likely result in him falling over. BUT give him a try, and I guarantee you’ll be blown away by the combination of pace, shooting, dribbling, strength and heading. I’m currently in div 1/2 and he is absolutely tearing it up in div rivals
Pace: With hunter, he’s so fast he’ll have time to score 5 headers per game and clean your windows before full time
Shooting: scores for fun
Jumping/heading: CBs are futile against this guy
Strength: Hercules
Passing: surprisingly really good. Excellent at crossing too
3*/3* combo. Don’t use his left foot unless necessary. Neymar/Mahrez/Dembele users will struggle
The only other negative I can think of is that the sight of him scoring does get boring after a while. Having witnessed him get about 7 billion goals in the past few days, scoring now leaves me emotionless and cold