Hey guys so basically my life has become a complete lie for 16 and a half years. This year, I have not met a human, nor a virtual player. I met an immortal God. Dan-Axel "Jumbo Shrimp" Zagadou is the best centre back in all of FIFA 20. I have played 59 games with Dan and he has carried my measly team to Elite 3 every single weekend. I have also played 1 game with Dan-Axel "Jumbo Shrimp" Zagadou at striker, and he managed to easily bag 1 goal in an acrobatic fashion. Orgasmic. Other than that Dan is the most solid defender on my team and you can always depend on a big tackle, or shove, or complete penalty being brushed aside by the referee who is way too scared to question Dan. Dan has made me go out into the FIFA community and find some followers of the Lord himself, and it has brought me to this here page. I have gathered some of the loyalest followers of the Jumbo Shrimp and now I have arrived to form an army. This game will be played on the back of only Dan and Dan himself. Goals will only be scored with Dan because only Dan is strong enough to beat Dan. This will cause an uproar within the hierarchy of EA and they will be forced to rename the latest edition of FIFA to "Dan the Almighty. 20". Dan will defeat the wretched input delay, the drop back abusers, and will become an ICON within the game. Our plan is to then develop this rise of a new God into the real world, where Dan will be pronounced King, and we become his loyal shrimps. This is the plan my fellow FUTBINers, do not disappoint Dan. By the way, his name isn't the only thing that's a JUMBO SHRIMP, if you know what I mean... ;)
Quick poem for the boys.
-Dan is French
-Dan is big
blac- blue. Like he has a CL card.
-Dan is strong
-Dan is fast
-Dan is shoot good
-Dan is helped me get through my dog's death
-Dan is love
-Dan is life.
-Can't have two of him in the same team.
-Cannot play both centre back and striker simultaneously.
-Cannot marry my mom (or dad, if you're into that).