Player Review
79 - Normal
Why hello again, it’s HammerFan and I’ve decided to start doing more reviews so if you guys want to request a player I can review, just comment! Anyways it was requested by ThiccBoyFinn that I review Phil Jones, so here I am. It started out with seeing the top comment on Phil Jones, it was written by: Harlz3007 and it said “Best cb on the game even better than Ramos varane Maldini Ferdinand and you need to get him immediately”, now that was convincing. So I tried to fit him into my full West Ham team instead of Issa Diop and boy was I disappointed!
Pace-55 pace, slower than the turtle I found at the nearby golf course, like what the heck, I'm convinced that his REAL pace is like 30
Dribbling-He can't dribble Atal, and can't keep the ball at his feet
Shooting-There’s a better chance that Corona will end the world than him scoring a goal
Defending-I don’t want to talk about it, I couldn’t even play a whole 10 games without discarding him
Passing-Trash
Physical- Not strong Atal and his stamina is just trash.
I hope you enjoyed my review, make sure to like, share, comment and most importantly, don’t use Phil Jones!
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Can’t shoot, pass, defend or dribble. Not strong at all, I’m able to push him over with one finger, pace is just LMAO! I should have known, he’s 79 rated, that’s why he sucks