Player Review

89 - TOTS

5.0

Romarinho ( The blick Mertens )

By Lbavers, 05-05-2020

I was needing a Brazilian striker in the team and as soon as this guy came up on my objectives i jizzed. His card looked sexual at first glance, and even the hair planted on his head seemed to dangle majestically in observation. So, i managed to do the objectives for him in 6-8 games, as it was not challenging. I finally was able to get him in my team. I was expecting a decent forward with good agility and decent shot, what i got was way better - He was molesting to say the least, his massive shlong allowed him to control the ball like messi , his agility was clearly proven as he was far away one time, then peek-a-boo and he's infront of your face. His finishing was abbusive - like the ball was my dad and i played the net. He rarely missed, and when he did, it was clearly the wind moving the ball away as Fifa needed someway to nerve my daddy. The final thing, his pace, was sensational; even when playing him with a sniper he seemed to float around the pitch - it was if the other players were slowed down and he played the role of moses, as he split apart the defence like an ocean. His looks are also second to none, his beautiful cocoa skin and piercing eyes elequently compliment the spider on his head. His high stamina also allows him to last long on the pitch and in my bed.

Abbusive
Stamina
Rapid
Finishing
Agility
4* skill moves
price
Romarinho

The only con is his 3* weak foot however this does not need to be used as his shlong can be used to kick the ball instead.

Formation: 4231

Position: ST

Games: 5

GPG: 1.80

APG: 0.20

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (8/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (5/10)

Physicality (6/10)

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