Now, where do I start...
As a lot of people have, I decided to test my 1000IQ brane intwo doinig the Denayor sbc. I have a hybrid, so I needed green links. Lopes was the standout option for me. I read a few reviews and I am very concerned with this community. To all the pillocks who said, ‘hE cArRiEs Me In ElItE 3 FuT cHaMpS, you are a doughnut! Anthony ‘Poppadom Hands’ Lopes, is the worst goalkeeper I have used this year. He makes no good saves, get’s beaten at his near post every game, and he has the mobility of a goat on drugs. Let me set the scene. It’s Wednesday night. I need 500 more points to secure the dub of getting rank 3 in division 10 rivals. I am drawing 4-4 to an arrogant schmuk who plays 4-2-4 and does the Somalian Dance after every goal. Trust me, it’s horrible. As his Adama Traore with a hunter chemistry style comes charging down the wing, he belts a ball into the box as precise as the fact that Man City are made up of oil money. ‘Poppadom Hands’ comes sprinting out and dives into their attacker’s arse. I then concede a resulting penalty which led me to packing an 80 overall as my best the next day as it’s my bed time at 6pm. He cost me last week, and my life is now ruined. Thanks Anthony.