Reviews

65 - Rare

5.0

Ben Yedder to the trash bin!

By Socrates04, 10-10-2020

Tired of hearing:

"Ben Yedder is through on goal, ooooh she smashes it in, what a goal"

"Mbappe is throgh, oooooh what a goal from Kylian Mbappe"

"What a tackle by Van Dijk"

OH PLEASE BE QUIET DEREK RAE AND LEE DIXON!

BUT HERE IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE SWEATY PLAYERS LIKE BEN YEDDER, MBAPPE AND VAN DIJK!

It is.... AKINFENWAAAAAAA

Oh yes you heard right, buy this guy NOW!

Pace: 10/10

42 pace EA?????

What do you mean?

This guy could beat Usain Bolts 100 meter record by 9,57 seconds. This guy make Adama look like Mertesacker on the picht. There is definitely nothing faster than AKINFENWA!!!!

Not even a ferrari, a leopard, an aeroplane and even the light, WOW!

Oh damn Mbappe is throgh on goal, what to do? Simply nothing, 0,0000001 seconds later Akinfenwa got the ball and yeeted Mbappe out of the stadion

Shooting: 3725/10

This guy shooting is AMAZING!

He can score a rabona goal from the changing room!!

He can score from the top of mount everest

HE CAN SCORE FROM ANYWHERE!!!

But one thing which isnt good, is that the amount of coins ive used on nets, when Akinfenwa breaks them with his amazing shooting power.

Dribling: 7281/10

You have Dembele making rainbow flicks and elasticos? Cute.

Akinfenwa shows who is the REAL DEAL!!

He doesnt need skills, he can simply just run. Because if somebody tries to get the ball, he pushes them away like small kids.

Passing: 8763/10

54 passing? EA you seriosly need to wake up NOW!

He can make accurate passes to Japan from England, to make Iniesta look like nothing.

But there is one problem, Akinfenwa passed to Dembele, then Dembele got injured. Simply because he is VERY STRONG, and made a pass with lightning speed.

Dembeles doctor told us following: He broked both legs, lost one foot and broked his collar bone. He will probaly be back in 5 seasons, or never

But else he doesnt use passing a lot, BECAUSE HE DOESNT NEED TO PASS!!!

Defending: 10014/10

Just ask Mbappe, when he got yeeted out of the stadium, that tells it all!

Physicality: 1093890380/10

Van Dijk tries to tackle you, what do you do? Simply nothing...

BECAUSE AKINFENWA SENDS HIM BACK TO NETHERLANDS.

THIS GUY IS THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL

NOTHING, NOTHING CAN STOP AKINFENWA!!!

When Ben Yedder messes with your defenders... oh boy, he is probaly having a great time on the moon instead og bullying the defenders.

HE CAN PUSH THE WHOLE STADIUM, no wait...

HE CAN PUSH THE WHOLE CONTRY, no wait...

HE CAN PUSH THE WHOLE PLANET, no wait...

HE CAN PUSH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AWAY!!!

SO SIMPLY JUST BUY HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Everything

What is cons? Akinfenwa definitely doesnt know

Formation: 433

Position: ST

Games: 5

GPG: 18.00

APG: 18.00

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (10/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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