Player Review

So, I did the SBC. I love playing with a strong, tall target man. Last Fifa my absolute favorite player was prime moments Kluivert, and I am getting almost the same vibes from this card (except that Kluivert had 5* WF). So far I’ve played 50 games with him, where he has scored 61 goals and 12 assists. So I do believe that I have played him enough to give a fair review.

Firstly, let’s start with the downside. This man’s agility ain’t just a number. I’d say his movement is as flexible as your average refrigerator. Don’t expect the man to pull of the kind of quick turns you’d get from Neymar. Instead, take into account about the time it takes for Saturn to orbit the sun when you want to launch a 360 spin with him.

Now that’s out of the world, let’s get to the good stuff:

Since I previously used the refrigerator metaphor let’s stay on that. Just as moving a refrigerator is at least a two man job, moving Drogba too takes at least two average sized men and a very angry father. The man’s a tank. When he moves with the ball it cannot be taken from him. But whatever you do: do not stop running. Don’t stop to make a quick turn, to show of the new skill your big brother just taught you or whatever. Imagine he’s Forrest Gump on steroids: RUN, RUN, RUN. As long as he is moving forward in a straight line he cannot be stopped. Defenders who try to tackle him are sent to the stands by this force of nature. It’s a shit show.

Now to the best part: his finishing. No matter if he shoots or heads the ball the power of his finishes are just too strong. Goalkeepers with broken wrists are keeping the hospitals busy once again, making them think there’s a new pandemic on their hands. Hands down best finisher I’ve used in this Fifa. Didn’t even know you could score corners in this game before him.

In conclusion, if you like playing with a target man up front then Drogba is you guy. However, if you want a small, agile dribbler then it’s just a disgrace.