Player Review

Goalkeepers are hit or miss. Is this keeper a keeper? I'll have to keep testing him out and save my answer for later. Taking a punt in the dark right now, however, this card doesn't have a catch, and I'd claim that he's on line with the keeper standard of this year.

That's enough of that, let's sweep that under the rug and dive right into it.

Some keepers are worse than others, and some do slightly better. This Neuer TOTS is nothing special. Sometimes a catch, sometimes a parry, and sometimes he lets the ball go right into the net. It's nothing crazy. In my opinion, goalkeepers are only worth their links, and for a perfect link to best value player in this game (Sule), this Neuer does the trick. If EA want you to score, not even a 999 rated keeper will stop you. Keepers are just kind of there, you know? You're just as well off with Gold Neuer, and you're probably better off with the FUT Birthday for the 5* skills.

And, yes, I did write this just for the keeper puns.