Player Review

95 - TOTS

1.0

Fraud - one of the worst strikers I have tried

By zhilla, 18-05-2022

I got Haaland in my WL picks and I was quite happy about that since he looks great on paper. But once you look at his stats you quite quickly start to realise that his stats are not quite as good as they seem on paper. His main problem are his work rates - H/H which means that he's never quite in the right position when you need him too no matter what instructions you use on him, he just does whatever the hell he wants, sometimes he wants to be a CDM, sometimes he wants to be a striker, and even when he decides to join the attack he feels incredibely clunky and no where near as fast as his stats suggest. And the worst thing about him is that he can't even utilise his biggest strength - height due to his awful positioning and bad heading stats, so you can't even play him as a traditional striker to feed him in the box, like you can on TOTS Mitrović for example, who's a complete beast for me and on a whole different level than this fraud.

So in conclusion - sorry all Haaland fans out there but if you play in elite div and WL like me I would definitely not recommend using him as there are a lot of better options especially for the price. If you're looking for a big, strong striker who can head it in, just buy Mitrović and link him up with Wilson. Both of them combined cost less than half of what this fraud costs and play a whole lot better in game.

Strenght

Surprisingly good at defending when he decides to join the defense

Feels slow and sluggish

Never in the right place - H/H work rates

Not really clinical for me even when he gets in the box

PRICE - there are lots of MUCH cheaper options out there

Formation: 4222

Position: ST

Games: 10

GPG: 0.20

APG: 0.20

1.0

Overall

0.5

Value

1.0

3.5

Stamina

Pace (4/10)

Shooting (5/10)

Passing (5/10)

Dribbling (2/10)

Defending (5/10)

Physicality (7/10)

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