Reviews

So, bevor wir hier anfangen. Wenn du Dembele und Vinicius für einen guten Doppelsturm hältst, wenn du in den letzten Jahren Sissoko auf der 6 und Militao in der Innenverteidigung gespielt hast. Wenn du Außenverteidiger als Innenverteidiger benutzt, lies nicht weiter. Mario Gomez ist nichts für dich. Oder: Du bist nichts für Mario Gomez.

Vorab, dieser Mann ist einer meiner absoluten Kindheitshelden. Ich habe Trikots von ihm, Bettwäsche, Kaffeetassen. Deshalb entschuldigt, wenn das hier nicht gerade objektiv ist.

Ich habe diesen wunderschönen Schenkelöffner für 240.000 Münzen erworben. Selbstredend ist das total überteuert und nur dem Hype der Hero-Karten geschuldet, aber es ist #MG33.

Dieser Mann trifft alles. Im wahrsten Sinne ALLES. In einem Fifa (Stand 3.10.21), in dem Torhüter komplett broken sind, ist das schon bemerkenswert. Bevor meine Varane-Mendy-Abuser wieder aus ihren Löchern kommen, alle Games in Division 2.

Kopfbälle, Volley, Links, Rechts, Longshots, Tap-ins, alles. Dieser hideyourwifelookingass-Motherfucker drückt alles weg.

Erstaunlicherweise fühlt sich das Dribbling gar nicht so übel an. Für völlig durchschnittliche Stats und 189 cm geballte Erotik ist das ziemlich ordentlich. Passen ist gut genug, aber aktuell würde selbst der Drachenlord mit Außenrist die Dia-Bälle rausschmeißen.

Abschließend bleibt zu sagen, wer einen absoluten Finisher braucht, jemanden, der einfach nur Spaß macht, unabhängig, was oder wer "meta" ist. Jemanden, der so wunderschön ist, dass die Inaki Williams, Chiesas und Martials dieser Welt in ihr kleines Tagebuch schreiben, wie unfair das Leben doch sein kann, der sollte Gomez kaufen - allerdings erst, wenn er etwas günstiger geworden ist.

Well, well, well. Super Mario is back. And he has never been this back before. But I must warn you, an overdose on Marioamphetamine can be lethal. Some say once you have tried Marioamphetamine you can never stop. It eats up all your chances but the poo that comes out in the form of goals tastes far far far better than the chance it was eating up.

If you have never ridden with the Super Mario, be careful when trying it the first time, as it can lead to multiple opponent rage quits in a row if used correctly. But keep in mind you must never blame Super Mario for your failures. Super Mario gets easily angry by this. It will not hesitate to pronounce you dead at scene from an OD if you do not respect it.

Keep in mind, Super Mario is a very powerful tool, and I request that you please not use it as a weapon. Marioamphetamine is art, do not insert new materials to it to make it toxic.

On a more serious note, if combined with high pressing, he is insanely good. He finishes everything. His leaner style of body type makes him extremely smooth and good at dribbling, wiggling in and out of tight spaces. He is insane, assist machines like RTTK Fekir, Coman, IF Nkunku, and IF Gnabry are the ones I have. I really think you should give him a shot if you are considering it. Very good at passing as well, if you need that.

Definetely pick him up if you are even considering it.

I spent a lot of money and fodder on the hero pack, hoping to get a great player. I got Mario Gomez, and was at first disappointed, not even playing a game with his for ages. However.

I today tried him in a 4231 with him at ST. I considered an Engine but went with Hunter for the extra pace. After a few games of rivals, I was already impressed. He feels very fast with hunter, and his shooting is brilliant. He can bang one in from outside the box, or be clinical in the box. His dribbling is much better than the card says, showing some great agility on some goals. His passing was also not an issue, racking up 6 assists along side his 9 goals in 9 games. 4* Weak foot was great for his already lethal finishing. 3* skills was not an issue for me personally but it could be for others. Lastly, his heading stats are great, towering above other players on corners.

Fuck was he bad, I am sorry. In anticipiation of great things did I purchase Mario Gomez for only 88k. Usually, I am a player who thrives with Icons and Heroes that I just 'feel' because I watched them play when I was younger. The same build up did I have with Gomez who I looked up to as a kid. The low agility and fridge-like frame could not scare me of either since I usually feel quite comfortable with these types of strikers (e.g., Drogba, Haaland). But unfortunately, he let me down so bad.