Player Review

Well, I packed him the other day from a Mid or Prime icon pack, wasn't too happy about it at first obviously as he's a keeper, but then realized that this means ill have a keeper for the rest of the game.

You know, when I got a pack with Van Der Sar, Moore and Koeman - I was not very upset. "After all, the legendary goalkeeper closes this position till the rest of the game," I thought.

How wrong I was.

Any, any shot on target is a goal. I am not kidding. I played the required 10 matches and in none of them did the rating of this nonentity rise above 6.0. I've tried different types of chemo, I've given directions - he's just absolutely monstrous.

Any shot from afar is a goal. Close shot - goal. Throw behind the back - goal. Where the conventional Menian or Szczesny can get back, this Dutch tortoise will walk awkwardly and put the ball into the net like a touchdown.