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5.0

Best card in the game

By NoaHxChopS, 15-01-2023

I had to have obscene levels of willpower and no akrasia to not immediately purchase this card. I had to act accismus around my peers when we were talking about our favourite players to use in FIFA 23. For the period of time when I was not using Parejo, I became an agelast. I felt agowilt of every living moment when I could not see this beautiful mans face. I had to become an agonistarch to live for months. My family saw me as a battologist as all I could talk about was Parejo for hours on end. I felt the urge to bubulcitate whenever I came across this card in the game. I couldn't help it. Sure, his TOTW is cromulent, however this gold card is perfect. I couldn't believe that I had to keep my love for Parejo delitescent. I fell an infinite amount of epithymy for this card in my heart. I become ergophobic whilst using this card, I can't survive being separated from it ever again. Parejo is extremely callipygian. Daniel Parejo Munoz gets my eternal encomiums. He plays in a concinnous manner. His defensive behaviours is catoptromancy. He walks digitgradiently, elequently across the pitch. Any team without Parejo deturpates this beautiful game.

He can be lengthy with an anchor
Incredible speed of and on the ball
He is as deadly in the box as Benjamin Mendy, and equally outside.
He has never been dribbled past. His slide tackles are too high for that
The referees love him, he's never been booked.
3 star skill moves (he can ball roll0
4 star weak foot

Not many but here they are:

International reputation (2*)
Average body type (not lean)
Height, but his jumping makes up for it
Maybe too aggresive.

Formation: 442

Position: CM

Games: 200

GPG: 0.75

APG: 0.50

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (9/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (10/10)

Physicality (1/10)

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