EA FC PootleFlump - Profile

Put a sentinel on him and he's got insane jumping & heading accuracy. At 6'9 with power header+ and Ariel play styles. But you know those 5'5 girls will still beat him in the air!

26.04.24

Deserves a much better card than this. **** work rates, **** play styles, **** pace split and some key stats are too low. Should be one of the best CBs in the game.

09.04.24

So pissed off. I can only play on Monday mornings, so I had to Evo Sangare instead. Really wanted to do Bentancur as a Spurs fan.

25.03.24

Everyone immediately googles Eleni Rittman. I did. Holy ****!

26.03.24

Every time I buy a player, 2 days later his price falls off a cliff. £100k I've lost on this **** Gooner.

30.03.24

kick off is 17:20 I think

23.03.24

Bit stinky 😬

06.01.25

Real ones remember when he **** himself live on TV in front of the whole world and wiped his arse on the pitch. Classic.

06.04.24

Absolute bell end

21.07.24

I am amused

25.03.24

This MF kicks the ball off the pitch every time he tries to switch. Back to Havertz now we have the Evo.

17.04.24