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SlapMyLoftusCheek

Join Date
02.01.23
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SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Kang In Lee (93)
Him max upgrades is worse than de Jong
09.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (90)
Good ****
09.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
Mums I played against him a week before he was "available"
09.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (94)
I sbced him
08.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Declan Rice (96)
Matthaus, just like last year rice will be slow and dog awful at defending
07.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (90)
I put him in an sbc bc I quit this shitty game
07.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
All the maintenance and they can't maintain a **** player base, everyone is quitting, I suggest you do too
07.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
he has qs+ what u on about?
07.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Daniel Olmo Carvajal (93)
What were you saying?
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Daniel Olmo Carvajal (93)
What were you saying?
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
It's doable I played him yesterday mums
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Clara Mateo (96)
Dan burn
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Cole Palmer (95)
This is his tots...
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Kylian Mbappé (92)
Shut the **** up
06.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Pascal Struijk (93)
Him and fc Rolfo
05.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ronaldo de Assis Moreira (95)
Looool, can't even afford to have evo 94 r9 on the left tradable
04.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Declan Rice (96)
What other type of assists do you guys get
03.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
Do I buy the rest of the squads for gullit or buy the season pass?
03.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on María Francesca Caldentey Oliver (96)
They find a way to make every good card terrible, they removed all of her other positions for NO reason. They didn't remove them for a card she got just a month ago so why all of a sudden they think she is playing only on the left
02.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Sophia Wilson (91)
Other version
02.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on David Beckham (94)
We need position changes so desperately, if this guy could play cam my god it's over
02.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Dries Mertens (94)
5
01.05.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
He's so bad in game I am bored of evo r9 but honestly no one does what he does, closedt thing so far has been red dumornay because she has the best dribbling in the game
30.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Marie Katoto (93)
She is the gorilla
30.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
Master bait
28.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Melchie Dumornay (95)
Exactly, would make a perfect cam
27.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
Very good hat trick
26.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Anssumane Fati (93)
Dembele stats after upgrade btw
26.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
Fakest stats I've ever used on a fifa card
26.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Noa Lang (88)
What is the point
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
Exactly, so slow on and off the ball, no positioning, shootings alright, **** truck in the ball, no passing, weak, no aerial presence
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Frenkie de Jong (93)
Yes Gerrard is crap
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
So bad for me idk why he doesn't make any runs
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Désiré Doué (95)
7
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mika Biereth (95)
He's so bad he should've stayed at 80k
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
I'm completing doue then starting him. I'm relying on champs rewards to get me tots cards
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lionel Messi (90)
GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN GO **** YOURSELF AND THEN
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (93)
I have r9 evo, drogba, Jairzinho, should i do him and where would I play him (need a formation with a attacking cm)
25.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Dries Mertens (94)
???
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
Fortnite? Item shop and season. AND it's all cosmetic bs
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Franck Ribéry (96)
Fk off nick ger
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Pedro González López (90)
Why do u care how big his **** is
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Dan Burn (94)
Autism fc guy is gassed
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Kenny Lala (94)
Him
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Jair Ventura Filho (93)
Giving him quickstep and low driven
24.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Trent Alexander-Arnold (92)
Gerrard is a **** truck
23.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Trent Alexander-Arnold (92)
Bro shut up
23.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Trent Alexander-Arnold (92)
Him, but pirlo is still great
23.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Jair Ventura Filho (93)
This has to be rage bait, best player in my team amongst evo r9, 93 drogba, 94 Beckham, 94 Davies, 92 maldini, 95 carvajal. Don't feel the stamina at all it feels like 99, doesn't need low driven his trivelas and normal shots are both good
21.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lionel Messi (90)
Wait to do gullit. Trust me on this just save all of your tots and high rated fodder and send it all into gullit. The best cm on the game even after tots and likely to be a solid option until he gets another card (which he will)
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lionel Messi (90)
He's end game, remember 94 Cech? 94 drogba? Flashback Renato sanches? All good and usable cards being used at the end of the game
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo (91)
Sad little **** stop coming in my picks your getting game time over 93 jz
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lionel Messi (90)
Yh, the time where messi is a card that is quite easy to get they **** is all over by not giving him evos. The Toty hm is a decent card but players like Ronaldo, neymar, Suarez have better evo versions
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lamine Yamal (94)
Everyone is this game is. Ai is so **** I'd rather have a make a wish with no legs upfront than r9 bc he doesn't make any good runs
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lionel Messi (90)
He doesn't **** fit any evos these bastards will give Ronaldo all of them and the real goat none of them
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Mohamed Salah (91)
40k, I evod the other inform to 99 shooting then packed 93 Jairzinho straight after
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ethan Nwaneri (93)
Olmo, this card is dookie everywhere
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Alex Iwobi (88)
Too many ppl in this brain dead community won't get this joke
20.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (93)
It's a disgrace
19.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Omar Marmoush (95)
Same
19.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Omar Marmoush (95)
Change your formation when you pack cards like this, just got 94 Beckham and 93 jz in my 90x5 I changed from 4222 to 433(2)
19.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ruud Gullit (90)
I've got too many cms he won't touch the team
19.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Leny Yoro (91)
He's only good when u have 3 cbs, for me evo 99 phy Rudiger and cup maldini are better
19.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (93)
Him, too many cards like Eusebio none like drogba
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Jair Ventura Filho (93)
10
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Jair Ventura Filho (93)
If you dribble and speed boost pick up jonsdottir she's got 99 pace with rapid and first touch, she has broken trivelas and I recommend her to all the rats. Just replaced her with this jz
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (93)
Rapid and quickstep. Defenders catch up to my 99 pace Werner
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (93)
I Jst scored 8 trivelas in one champs game for long shots
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (93)
Picklas clone
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lucimar da Silva Ferreira (94)
I'm sure the almighty oh inspirational "fortniteisbetterthanfifa" will convince everyone to not buy something and start a movement against a billion pound company
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Eden Hazard (94)
Yh bc 97 dribbling with hazard body type means nothing
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Eden Hazard (94)
Incompetent **** your probably 11
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Sam Kerr (94)
Body type is everything
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (92)
Over 900k is absurd, but I already know ea is gnna tax his name so hard
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Gareth Bale (94)
Warra Cope
18.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Daniel Olmo Carvajal (93)
Or 94 Davies, he's so cracked
17.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Jamal Musiala (90)
Haven't used him but it's ruined 90 r9 earlier on the year for me. No finishing from any angle that's not a clear goal, took heavy touches. Now, after the evo he's great
17.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Didier Drogba (92)
Div 3 went 25-10
16.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Homare Sawa (94)
No
16.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Arthur Antunes Coimbra (92)
What? Zico is so much better, having pinged in ur cam is so broken and you can just buy abily instead of sawa
16.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Alessandro Del Piero (92)
No, but I recommend 93 smith for low budget she's so cracked in game
16.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
Have a Blanc evo that's similar stats and 3.7 mil less. Don't say broke because I could easily do gullit but instead I've done 20 icon picks because I have a severe gambling addiction.
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Lothar Matthäus (90)
Him, baby Blanc, abily, del p, big sis Kelly smith for me, pack weight seems a lot better but in team one I did get Gerrard and I also just finished maldini
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Eusébio da Silva Ferreira (93)
Save for prem tots, nothing further bc the chances of Vini and mbappe is too low but nearly all the prem cards are good. They crash the pack weight for utots too
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Samuel Eto'o (94)
**** ass brain of yours should learn to read
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on César Azpilicueta Tanco (90)
Yh, ur not dumb just curious
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Laurent Blanc (92)
Good at cam, thinking between him and 96 zidane
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Paolo Maldini (92)
This was so much easier than Maicon because everyone runs the same formation so I just completed loan Eusebio and ran through everyone in the same way 25 times
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Paolo Maldini (92)
Ik, got him with a game to spare and he was worth the time. Icon and hero picks were trash but good packs for tots
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Kylian Mbappé (92)
Gervinho
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Camille Abily (93)
Squeak squeak
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Camille Abily (93)
Why it's so good
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Camille Abily (93)
Her or 92 kaka evo or 96 zidane or 92 del p, I have too many cams
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Zinedine Zidane (94)
He's good but he's been nerfed, I have the 96 and it's better in every way except defending. I also have 92 valverde who also feels far clear of zidane
15.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Sébastien Haller (90)
****
14.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Sébastien Haller (90)
Sorry for your loss (I hope he is alive your post didn't make it clear)
14.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Wayne Rooney (93)
How tf do you have emojis on futbin
14.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Homare Sawa (94)
She's not better than sawa but for the price that they both are, just buy abily your not missing out on much
14.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Ruud Gullit (90)
What's the point, any evo is 90 gets won't come close to the 94, just save the extra fodder and put it into a couple icons or smth
14.04.25
SlapMyLoftusCheek commented on Neymar da Silva Santos Jr. (91)
Rtfm packed him
14.04.25