EA FC TeamUSAFunchant - Profile

Never thought I'd ever see a Gold Luton Town card lol

24.02.23

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at a party because of the lack of content. My wife has took the children and hasn't spoken to me since. My life is incomplete ruins now. Shame on you Ea

24.04.23

Bro retired to get out of Toronto to sneak back to Genoa :joy:

08.02.23

Who'd have thought Fut Friendlies would be the hardest mode in fifa lol

17.01.23

Today I got him from the defender pack, I'm so thankful to God, God blsss you all I hope you get good luck and have a blessed year, I love you my funchants

26.01.23

Lol W :joy: imagine saving packs in 2023

04.01.23

This guy was insane in fifa 15/16

02.06.23

wE wAnt zLatan Crybabies fifa starter pack - claims they hate the game - buys every weekly store pack and desperately scrounges for compensation - plays 4321 like everyone else - says they'll stop playing this year for sure this time - cries about no 5 star 5 star yet all they do is spam cutbacks

15.06.23

Thanks for confirming you have eyes

23.01.23

Fifa fans will spend thousands on fifa points to get the most stacked team in 2-3 days of release and complain that the games boring and there's nothing to do

02.10.23

Forest have Shelvey (Voldemort) and Colback (Ron Weasley), now we will get Graham Potter once Steve Cooper becomes England manager

24.02.23

HONOR THE RAT

05.04.23

Keylor Navas is being linked to Nottingham Forest wtf

17.01.23

Skill issue

24.01.23

No more Serie A merchant’s crying w

05.01.23

Did an intense cardio workout at the gym and now I'm exhausted. But I will still sweat more in Weekend League with my Diabinho and Piresinho on the wings running down the byline tapping it into DENNIS BEARCUM

21.04.23

**** **** disabled community. Pro says 4321 with one attacker at cm is good you copy, pro says choose this one player for evo you copy. No original ideas at all and you complain the game is boring and dead.

07.01.24

Its been almost 0.1 nanosecond without FIFA. my body aches, my hands are trembling and i cant feel my legs anymore. i have over 7 days in playtime in just 2 weeks. pls fix these servers quick before im forced to take a shower

07.02.23

Today I got fired from the care home. I was too busy playing first owned fiesta and a terrible accident occurred

21.03.23

Watch them take ages to boost him bcuz of the Argentina WL lmaooo

21.06.24

might use him this wl with Araujo and Jesus Navas

19.05.23

Tape leaked of him and his BBC destroying Kai Havertz

26.01.23

Him and Ramos is such an elite duo, never selling Prince Presnel, his speed and strength is elite

06.02.23

I miss the Getafe Cucurella card, what a beast he was

04.02.23

Why is the Lyon guy so **** fat

29.04.24

I rizzed uo a cute girl and I'm gonna visit her house later wish me luck boys

05.04.23

Because you'll get trolls like yourself insulting them for **** they can't control, so **** toxic

17.04.24

Can't even defend himself from Romania never mind Russia :joy::joy:

17.06.24

I stole my younger brothers Christmas Xbox gift card and spent it on Fifa points . I packed TOTY Messi and TOTY Icon Vieira :CR7: :CR7:

20.01.24

Ignore the div8 kids do the sbc king

25.03.23

Hahahahah you panic sellers never learn.... GG to those like me who bought him for 700k

03.03.23

Puskas- Hungarian =3.9m Puskasinho -Brazilian = 8m

26.03.23

It’s been 18 minutes, I can’t believe it. The servers are down. I’m shaking and screaming and crying and I can’t feel my legs, I’ve threw a bottle of vodka at an elderly woman in a fit of rage and now I’m being chased down the street by her grandkids. Shame on you EA for causing me so much trouble

04.05.23

Because they are rich and famous and live in their own bubbles where they feel invincible

05.05.23

Should have stayed with Forest but he got too big for his own boots. Again

24.02.23

You might be the most **** Funchant on this site. Congrats

08.01.24

Do ea realise he's been playing cb all season for Monaco or what

07.03.24

Remember when all the incels were crying about women being added to UT HAHA losers

08.01.24

date with your hand doesn't count

23.02.23

Wtf when did this happen

24.02.23

Upvote if we should bring back Shushing

24.01.23

Barka dogs downvoting anyone who dares call out this **** scum, have some shame

05.05.23

Cry more funchant

25.01.23

Elite div : 4321 every game Generic list of Cech James Vvd Maldini Carlos Rolfo Sawa Bruno Werner Mbappe Ginola

15.04.24

The problem was they **** pushed the power curve way too fast in December we had tots level cards and pretty much a prime Vieira free to play... that forced them to slow it the hell down once WC promo was finished. I don't mind these cards not being super juiced atm. If ea didn't make wc so juiced it'd be pretty good, after all when tots does come it will be truly special. Hopefully ea learn next year to just slow the curve and keep it at a good level, with a stable market

28.03.23

I just punched a hole through my monitor after being griddied on by POTM Mbappe and Mid Jairzinho. I can't handle this game anymore, I am seething in rage. Goodbye fifa fans, I am no longer a fan

14.03.23

Let's all laugh at BARKA DOGS HAHAHAHH

23.02.23

Ok I admit it, I am most of the accounts on this app, I’m so sad and lonely I’ve been creating my own little fantasy world on a FIFA website for over 5 years, the reason I do this is because many years I got bullied off this website for being racist, since then I decided to try and integrate myself back into the community using multiple accounts and personalities, I now control Futbin with my thousands of alt accounts.

21.01.23

No one gives a **** about ginola ****

10.04.23

I love destroying 4321 press merchants and Griddying

08.01.24

Players in evo lounge when I go 1-0 up: plays the entire game even to 5 or 6 nil Players in evo lounge when I go 1-0 down: pauses and waits for you to quit

03.11.23

Yes, you’re the only one In the entire world

12.01.23

Hello my favourite trans woman how are you today beautiful

30.03.23

Get ready to learn Chinese

11.04.23

imagine saying the word noob in 2023

03.01.23

Cry

16.01.23

Gold Mbappe clear

11.03.23

If you want realism so bad go sit in silence at your PC and play football manager for 12 hours

02.10.23

Rivals is a shitshow. Why does d5 feel like elite rivals every game vs absolute sweat squads

08.11.23

It’s been 18 minutes, I can’t believe it. The servers are down. I’m shaking and screaming and crying and I can’t feel my legs, I’ve threw a bottle of vodka at an elderly woman in a fit of rage and now I’m being chased down the street by her grandkids. Shame on you EA for causing me so much trouble

04.05.23

Give him a futties Forest card for literally no reason

24.07.23

Smoking drugs is for losers and virgins

20.02.23

"Let's ride boys." Bro thinks he's him

19.03.23

Have him on basis and as you'd expect he's butter smooth and rinses every full back. Genuinely would be a 2-3m coin card on the market Can't wait to cook in wl with him Werner and smith

19.03.24

That's not how you talk to FUT Police's premium discord members

10.01.24

Why are all the CODs so bad nowadays. Last good one was BO3. Sad

06.02.23

He's actually ridiculous omg

07.06.23

The flashback doesn't look like a massive improvement on this card to be honest

20.01.23

This community is the biggest crybabies ever hahaha it's so funny seeing you cry everyday

25.03.23

Why the **** do you addicts continue to buy and pay for every fifa if all you do is whinge and complain like entitled toddlers at everything... grow the **** up

26.07.23

Bro has more injuries then goal involments

08.02.23

Failed ratio

23.02.23

Today I spent 1000 € by accident on Fifa 23, my mom just got an heart attack and my dad Is kicking me out of the house but I got Al Owairan so that's a W for me :mbappe:

15.03.23

He is my GOAT (Forest fan, got us promoted single handily,) but he is by far the worst keeper I've used this fifa, terrible reactions and height

29.05.23

It's been over an hour since I can't play EA Sports FIFA 23 Ultimate Team.. I am struggling to maintain my breathing as I cannot function without rattling kiddos with my Jairzinho and Ronaldo in One League Cup. I think I am seeing things. I have resorted to eating cat food to maintain high energy levels. I may have committed mass felonies

04.05.23

- Thomas Partey

14.09.24

Serie a tots better be **** hype Give me a flashback Mkhi, giroud, Belotti and give me a red leao thank you

23.05.24

Cry brokies this card will destroy you every wl

19.03.24

If you can't pack **** now you're definitely not packing TOTYS

07.01.24

Who tf wants high high on a cb

01.03.24

Lmao imagine having Mbappe and finding him bad. Skill issue

23.11.23

Give him 99 dribbling cowards

29.06.24

Overpriced femboy

05.02.23

Didn't have Fred or Antony on ropes tho did he?

23.02.23

I beat ultimate ai 6-1 heheh siu

17.02.23

Save for prem TOTS

26.01.23

Rico please get a job

04.01.23

It's fkin Pogba if you think he's bad you must either be 10 or a div10 player

24.01.23

Oldest Scorer in Serie A History

19.03.23

Bros gonna cost 1m

17.10.23

Literally every game is against potm son or Salah

16.11.23

Spain are gonna destroy pengland and make all the rotten teeth smokers cry pahahahaha

14.07.24

You know you're playing a sweat when you face a front 3 of Son LW, Salah RW, and one of Rashford Rodrygo or Griezmann for ST. Finesse is such an easy cop out needs to be nerfed and they need to improve attacking Ai Through the middle bcuz they just don't move and make runs

11.11.23

INVEST HES GONNA BE INSANEE

10.01.24

Bro literally has the most perfect PS+ for a CDM. Imagine not doing him

16.06.24

LEAKED EVO COMING TODAY Overall: 86 Max shooting: 59 Max passing: 81 Alternate positions max: 2 Max playstyles: 9 Must not be CDM NEW RW EVO COMING SOON Max pace: 90 Max dribbling: 90 Must not be Striker No playstyle plus

05.01.24

Cry barka dogs

16.04.24

He's in team two ****

07.02.23

Hahaha if you're addicted to that **** at 16/17 then you need help, that's not normal

20.02.23

Cringe

22.03.23