No joke, best card I've used this year. He scores for fun and his finesse shot is broken. 4 day loan and he's bagged over 50 goals in 32 games all from WL (10 wins) and Div 3 rivals. 10 of those games he was a sub too as I had loan Mia Hamm in and he is better than her. Crazy card, would purchase if I had an extra 500k