Based on your search history if you don't know what cookies are ;)

17.11.23

Just make sure you put on a Glove before you Finisher.

09.01.24

Alisha Lehmann

23.09.23

Cause Friday isn't Sunday.

23.11.23

Tell us you don't understand how any of this works, without telling us.

08.01.24

December

04.10.23

It's Ramos. Next question.

09.01.24

Accidentally downvoted before I saw the wink. My bad.

13.11.23

So when you play games your goal is to piss everyone off. You must be fun at parties.

06.01.24

Wait until after his Centurions

25.10.23

your mom has bronze animations

13.01.24

Heroic

29.09.23

You're gonna buy this, make it untradeable, exactly what EA want you to do. RIP 400k coins for a player you'll use for a few weeks.

20.12.23

dumb. this is dumb

24.12.23

how? in what fucking way does it suck to not have to spend 1.2 million in fodder? are you fucking dumb

07.01.24

thanks for the update

06.12.23

Today is Illarramendi day

07.10.23

Acceleration is actually 94

09.02.24

Jordi Alba + Argentina manager. Done.

23.09.23

People really need to learn all of the buttons before they comment on elite players like this.

24.12.23

Virgin as in... non-alcoholic?

09.10.23

If you can't use the best card under 1 million that's on you

14.11.23

Definitely now

03.12.23

Guy calls people "blud"

29.09.23

Bruh, who you mad at? It's an evo.

03.01.24

pp smol

13.11.23

there haven't been any. so 1.

10.02.24

~6 games a day? or significantly less and just a bunch on the weekend.

27.10.23

My favorite animation is when he throws his hat on the ball

19.11.23

You lost everyone at "Ederson"

18.10.23

I guess you can evo him later since he will only be an 85. But 73 reactions is gonna take more than 1 evo. Piss poor for 150k

31.10.23

He's so good, enjoy him

29.10.23

Back to GK basic after the upgrade?

09.12.23

That's fine but stay away from our children for fucks sake.

07.10.23

you guys are packing special cards?

14.11.23

Most underrated: Luis Suarez

17.12.23

He tracks back better on defense than both of my DMs

18.10.23

To bring his old club back together and play against many of his old rivals in a league that's exponentially growing due to public interest instead of oil money?

28.12.23

right, and we're evo-ing her because...... (

12.10.23

It's definitely not better... you need glasses or math lessons.

10.11.23

"bozo?" are you from the 1960s?

30.11.23

I change out my attackers a lot more often than CMs. You'll get tired of Iwobi Kenobi

20.11.23

Weird take.

21.10.23

It's actually a shame his idol played in the Messi Era.

22.12.23

Fifa points or tickling that one guy's pickle, I guess.

19.01.24

all ass

17.09.23

Definitely Samuel, Eto'o is a fraud.

19.11.23

Oh captain, my captain

13.11.23

ew

07.01.24

chem?

26.01.24

I only need like 6.5k. You get points for weekend league, rivals, and squad battles

13.10.23

Downvoters are all hive mind NPCs, this one is better.

06.01.24

Why do gamble packs? There are plenty of great SBCs. Stop being stupid. Just stop it.

24.11.23

He will get it once they give players 2 of em later on. His dribbling is definitely better than his finesse shot irl right now, even though both are *chef's kiss*

12.10.23

Somebody has a crush on Adama.

06.12.23

EA are practically forcing me to do this SBC with duplicate fodder. Is he any good?

26.01.24

You're dumb. Almost all of his peers voted for him. They know ball.

19.01.24

"There's no sign of intelligent life anywhere."

24.10.23

Apply chemistry on the base card, then switch to the evo to see his true in game stats. This works for all (new) evos.

29.12.23

do it on console

20.10.23

he made it up

15.11.23

Uncle Ben or Cousin Ben?

26.01.24

okay

18.10.23

yet their captains all voted for messi

19.01.24

5'11" in freedom units.

06.11.23

ass

17.09.23

I bet you pour the milk before the cereal.

08.01.24

it's 92 so blah blah blah

21.11.23

Ah yes, the old "pay real money" to avoid "losing fake money" scheme.

08.10.23

What is the correct answer, g?

12.11.23

clearly

07.01.24

Reactions and Composure are two of the most important stats for any position...

12.12.23

submit on console

22.09.23

Do I need to say it LOADER for you?

24.10.23

is she Zidane?

23.09.23

hunter

14.10.23

Mom said you can't say bitch so you had to spell it like that.

18.10.23

Only traders/whales/coin sellers are buying right now

01.12.23

His son's team beat my best friend's son's team in real life today. I should've attended, he met Acosta afterwards.

14.10.23

rivals? you mean champs?

08.02.24

I really think most people who can afford TOTY Messi already have 3-4 icons in their team. Doubt chemistry will affect price much.

11.12.23

there's one now! right above

04.01.24

Everyone hates both of you. Have a nice day.

01.12.23

500K is cheap af. And Rooney is a fuckin G.

09.01.24

Mertesacker

09.12.23

now just how small is your dick that you post this nonsense on every card. go play with your pp or something.

09.12.23

I can do two things, even more maybe if you give me time.

17.11.23

Tell that to Messi in the last year

14.11.23

Glad he isn't on the market. Trust me, you don't want everyone to have his evo.

29.09.23

This is exactly what it felt like to have the 85 Mainoo evo at the beginning of the game. He just glides across the pitch and his passes are lasers. Also goals come pretty easy, he makes 89 Davies feel slow.

11.02.24

Watch football

02.12.23

Damian is not good compared to anyone with a decent playstyle+

08.11.23

Varane but just barely (I run both currently)

08.10.23

92

20.11.23

?

10.02.24

He's worth it in the same way not yet upgraded UCL cards are worth it. We're doing the upgrade now cause there might be another later.

26.10.23

No. Look at the requirements in the app. Not that hard.

21.09.23

I bet you're a real treat at parties.

13.10.23

Gotta have room to improve I guess

17.12.23

no.

15.01.24