Player Review

I'm an Elite division player. I have played with many great players here that cost much, much more than Roy.

But I love Manchester United and I love Roy Keane so much and I decided to try him because we all know that Roy plays for the badge.

My god.

He literally struck down EVERYONE.

Mbappe? Come here, boi.

C. Ronaldo? Do me a favor.

Prime R9? Sorry phenomenon, I adore you, but you are not getting past Roy.

Any TOTS or TOTY? Roy doesn't care. His studs equally penetrate all the tissue.

It's like his stats are fake completely. He will chase down every ball ever, never get tired, will literally always have more than 80% stamina. Roy is an absolute madlad, a true captain, hero of my squad and he cost a mere 100k right now. It must be the heart.

Do yourself a favor too, get yourself Roy. Roy will upgrade your steel to adamantium midfield. He does not have the need to score goals. He is only there to crush, kill and destroy your opposition. Give him his number 16 and his captain's armband, like the football gods demand.

I love Roy.