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95 - TOTS

5.0

Flow King

By Ibo1115, 15-05-2022

Our attention spans aren't very good anymore, so I'll make this brief.

Pace: Rapid 5/5

Shooting: Joke I can't put here 5/5

Passing: *Chef Kiss 5/5

Dribbling: Surprisingly not Magic School Bus levels of clunk 5/5

~~Defending~~: He probably looks like Marcos Antonio on the 29th of September 2012 0/5

Physical: Hulk Smash innit 5/5

Overall: Price is great, links are pretty good (I hydrided through FB Odegaard), and card is phenomenal. For what is probably his last BVB card, EA ended it with a bang! 5/5

Kygo Jo levels are off the charts

Friends with Erik Botheim

Retired from rapping too soon

Future Manchester City player

Formation: 442

Position: ST

Games: 16

GPG: 1.19

APG: 0.63

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (1/10)

Physicality (10/10)

4.5

You'll Probably Need To Adapt

By gerhardinho, 20-05-2022

If you're used to the Ben Yedder's of Fifa you'll probably need a bit of time to get used to Haaland, he may have near perfect dribbling stats but he's still 1.94 and will feel a bit clunky. However he is a fantastic target man, get a player like Kostic and whip those balls in if you're good at crossing and he will put them in, even if he has only 77 heading accuracy. Finishing inside the box is no problem in general and his pace feels like his stats suggests. His strength was a bit disappointing but maybe I had too high expectations as all the defenders are now also on steroids at this stage of the game. Something I nearly forgot, his passing is now really good and a huge upgrade from his gold card I had used in the beginning of Fifa and obviously the 4* week foot is a game changer.

Overall, if you like big target men you have to get this card

I used him during the week in champs qualifiers and the Bundesliga Cup

finishing
positioning
pace
passing

only 3* skills (I don't care about that)
no 5* weak foot
still a bit clunky

Formation: 4231

Position: ST

Games: 15

GPG: 1.27

APG: 0.27

4.5

Overall

4.0

Value

4.0

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (9/10)

Dribbling (7/10)

Defending (7/10)

Physicality (8/10)

4.5

Haaland is a Beast

By Kendre, 01-06-2022

Probably one of the best Strikers ive played with this Fifa especially in a 352

Does not miss especially now that he has a 4* weak foot
Always in the right position
Is very good with Heading even though he only has 77 heading
If you put in Lob through balls he always gets it due to his strenght
His passing is surprisingly good
His Long shots and volleys are amazing
Is really quick ofc
Wins the ball from defenders really easily

Has 3* Skill moves so if you like players like Ben Yedder you will not enjoy him
Is clunky sometimes
Doesnt have a 5* Weakfoot

Formation: 352

Position: ST

Games: 20

GPG: 0.90

APG: 0.45

4.5

Overall

4.5

Value

5.0

4.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (8/10)

Dribbling (8/10)

Defending (4/10)

Physicality (10/10)

1.0

Fraud - one of the worst strikers I have tried

By zhilla, 18-05-2022

I got Haaland in my WL picks and I was quite happy about that since he looks great on paper. But once you look at his stats you quite quickly start to realise that his stats are not quite as good as they seem on paper. His main problem are his work rates - H/H which means that he's never quite in the right position when you need him too no matter what instructions you use on him, he just does whatever the hell he wants, sometimes he wants to be a CDM, sometimes he wants to be a striker, and even when he decides to join the attack he feels incredibely clunky and no where near as fast as his stats suggest. And the worst thing about him is that he can't even utilise his biggest strength - height due to his awful positioning and bad heading stats, so you can't even play him as a traditional striker to feed him in the box, like you can on TOTS Mitrović for example, who's a complete beast for me and on a whole different level than this fraud.

So in conclusion - sorry all Haaland fans out there but if you play in elite div and WL like me I would definitely not recommend using him as there are a lot of better options especially for the price. If you're looking for a big, strong striker who can head it in, just buy Mitrović and link him up with Wilson. Both of them combined cost less than half of what this fraud costs and play a whole lot better in game.

Strenght

Surprisingly good at defending when he decides to join the defense

Feels slow and sluggish

Never in the right place - H/H work rates

Not really clinical for me even when he gets in the box

PRICE - there are lots of MUCH cheaper options out there

Formation: 4222

Position: ST

Games: 10

GPG: 0.20

APG: 0.20

1.0

Overall

0.5

Value

1.0

3.5

Stamina

Pace (4/10)

Shooting (5/10)

Passing (5/10)

Dribbling (2/10)

Defending (5/10)

Physicality (7/10)

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