BatesonIsAnEggyNonce

He's gonna be dead inside 30 minutes :skull:

Interesting evo coming :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Secret evo coming :shushing_face:

My 99 evo glitched team smokes that tiny team :yawning_face: I'll use a 5-4-1 and pass around the back line until the 89th minute. I'll proceed to long ball plus the ball over to my 15 playstyle+ adopo who will smash the ball past your entire team (he has relentless+ and 99 stamina) before cutting it back once more for my 99 mainoo to scorpion it into the empty goal, run the length of the pitch and griddy before using all 3 pauses to celebrate. Any messages of any kind will result in a report to EA employees I have connections with and a ban will be administered soon after :griezmann::mbappe:

He went bin dipping in ohio for fanums before hitting the griddy and shaking his gyatt :joy:

Do you think the players on these cards are made up? They are real people :joy:

He doesn't even play for ajax what a strange lie :joy:

My evo player this year

Better than saka but no-one will say a word

Too much za :leafy_green:

No-one is voting for those trophyless bottle jobs, jonjo shelvey would sell more packs :griezmann::mbappe:

Tell me how the **** havertz got snuck into this, whoever decided this needs public execution