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Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final

Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final

Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final

Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final

Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final

Here’s a tightened version with headlines + bullet points, under 600 characters: ⸻ Kyliane Dong – The Dong Season Total Domination • 86 goals & 22 assists across all comps • Ballon d’Or won by landslide Trophy Sweep • League, cup, Champions League, Club World Cup • Only missed minor super cup Records Shattered • Most goals & contributions in a season • Fastest to 50 league goals • Most UCL goals in a campaign Iconic Moments • Back-to-back UCL hat-tricks • 5-goal league masterclass • Winning goal in UCL final