Four4two

Up the Albion

Have avoided doing him, thought the asking price was a bit over the top. Having just used him in a draft I’ve decided he’s an absolute must. Has cannons for legs.

Time Machine brother

Sounds like someone can’t afford him

Is his lack of strength noticeable?

Just packed him so I’d like to retract my previous request to have his legs nerfed. Spindleshanks about to be everywhere.

Nerf this mans legs

Poor attacking AI, decent enough finishing, fast straight line running.

If only he had the career of a real legend like Rapinoe

Nowhere near as good as Rapinoe in game or in real life.

A knockoff Rapinoe

You’re*. Can’t be calling someone special when you can’t even spell kiddo.

Your tears are what I live for.

Scoring an outside the box finesse shot goal then hitting the griddy with rapinoe is one of life's great pleasures.

Decent as a dm, great as a cb.

A menace at corners

You share a single bed with your uncle

The incels are about to make themselves known. Terrific initiative by EA to bait the virgins.