Gyoekeres

Join Date
25.11.24
Comments
79
Squads
2
SBC Squads
0
Votes
63
Reviews
0
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluca Zambrotta (97)
Looks decent, but I already have a much better evo of him.. These Futties have been so bad that only the evo's have saved it a bit. Now that I think about it, that's been the case the whole damn time right from the start.
28.07.25
Gyoekeres commented on Fabio Cannavaro (96)
Was hoping for an SBC but I'll just continue evoing his TOTY instead. Not gonna sweat over some stupid cup objectives for a card like this.
20.07.25
Gyoekeres commented on Nwankwo Kanu (97)
EA should just let us finally use multiple cards of the same player for SBC's because this is just getting ridiculous, especially at this point.
20.07.25
Gyoekeres commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (97)
EA going all in with all these bots in here glazing their new FC26 trailer
16.07.25
Gyoekeres commented on Micky van de Ven (96)
Idk, maybe go around him?
10.07.25
Gyoekeres commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (96)
If you guys still wonder how your rush teammates are so shyte, just look at these comments in here.
29.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (96)
Not surprised by how **** the evo is, but more surprised about it not being 500k again.
29.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (97)
Sorry but if that's your concern especially with a card like this then you have way bigger issues with how you play the game,
17.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Claudio Marchisio (95)
Was so waiting for his card but wtf is this ****? Thank you and fukk you EA.
15.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Khéphren Thuram (94)
The evo is only available for regular TOTS cards.
06.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Scott McTominay (96)
And who the **** is chesia?
06.06.25
Gyoekeres commented on Virgil van Dijk (94)
Where does it say so? At this point the evo is actually complete bs and waste of coins and time unless you put a player in it that already is really good.
31.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kylian Mbappé (94)
Just pulled his TOTY when I also just did the technical and finesse evo for this card ffs..
30.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (94)
What's wrong with the last two?
29.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (92)
What else can you expect from a community that is also ready to pay for someone to play their games for better ranks.
25.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (92)
Sorry but can't help but laugh..
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Theo Hernández (87)
Packed his totw but ain't gonna use him tbh
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Lamine Yamal (94)
Why do you want to talk to kids on their social media? You sick pervert.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
Nobody cares about the pc hackers.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (92)
But I didn't do his evo and I ain't taking showers, just sometimes washing my balls.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Cristian Romero (97)
Says the guy whose probably stuck in div 3 although he uses all the rat evos.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Cristian Romero (97)
What kind of an engine are we talking about? Just asking because I'd like to pack him too.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (92)
Goalkeeper.
23.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Thierry Henry (94)
No point doing this evo. He is much better with lengthy and there's gonna be a better evo for him soon anyways. And that 99 dribbling will most likely keep him out of future evos also.
22.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kevin Diks (92)
Free Diks for everyone, enjoy guys.
17.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Pavel Nedved (94)
He's amazing as a playmaker CAM on Hunter. Maybe try to play a bit more calmly and not just sprint all over like a headless chicken?
13.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Victor Osimhen (97)
Where's my sandwich?
11.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Michael Olise (96)
While you're waiting for that you can go make me a sandwich.
11.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Serhou Guirassy (94)
Knowing EA he probably won't even have eyes on in the game anymore.
11.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Michael Olise (96)
Nah, that guys clearly using haxors to have the ref also playing for his side
11.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Joshua Kimmich (95)
Can be a lot of things. Bad connection, getting a call, seeing boobaloobies, getting a ****, taking a line, and so on.
10.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Nuno Alexandre Tavares Mendes (95)
He's so f good with that fb++ evo. No worries if your opponent gets somehow past off the wing, when this beast activates his quick step+ it's over for them.
10.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
**** blackdixkslover
10.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Jeremie Frimpong (95)
That 95 overall is a complete overkill for the actual stats he has, he's small and weak in strength, only has anticipate and jockey as his def playstyles. Hard pass.
09.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Dan Burn (94)
He moves like a damn truck in a figure skating contest. Well, at least he's better fodder than the 10x85's.
09.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Ferran Torres García (95)
The pack is probably gonna be full of shite anyway but if you need fodder..
08.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Ruud Gullit (94)
You said what, fut tities? As in boobaloobies? We probably still gonna drown in Bussy tho.
05.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Cuadrado (94)
Anyone else facing the issue when his rapid+ activates he just starts to run almost still for a second or two? Kinda damn annoying..
04.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Samuel Umtiti (92)
How the **** do you people survive daily life when you can't even figure these things out when it literally says it next to the player card. Goddamn.
02.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Virgil van Dijk (95)
Why? Most of them aren't even that good. I build a 94 ovr team from TOTS that I packed and it played like **** except for some of the 95-96 cards. EA just made the cards full of fake stats and slapped a ton of playstyles on them for them to catch your eye.
01.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Lilian Thuram (94)
Why don't you try it out yourself or is your mom still wiping your ass too?
01.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Lilian Thuram (94)
Good. Now there's no reason for you to play this god awful fuckin' shitty game anymore.
01.05.25
Gyoekeres commented on Alexis Mac Allister (92)
Either spend the money or find someone who works for EA and suck their dixk.
20.04.25
Gyoekeres commented on João Pedro Cavaco Cancelo (92)
Yeah because we will all pack and drown in those cards of course. And btw the overall ratings mean nothing in this game anyway.
16.04.25
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluigi Buffon (95)
Here's an idea, since you already got him maybe go and try him ffs
15.04.25
Gyoekeres commented on Joan Capdevila Méndez (92)
Yeah have fun not packing anything worthy from those packs and spending hours for nothing.
05.04.25
Gyoekeres commented on Laurent Blanc (92)
This evo is just what we needed. Now we can all play with 9 defenders and 1 attacker. Thanks EA <3
04.04.25
Gyoekeres commented on Randal Kolo Muani (93)
Maybe that's just you then. My version of him is just 89 and he is already amazing.
24.03.25
Gyoekeres commented on Randal Kolo Muani (93)
Two weeks. Damn. Is that when the new FC26 comes out?
20.03.25
Gyoekeres commented on Endrick Felipe Moreira de Sousa (93)
Just here reading the comments while waiting for the half time whistle because of the lovely throw-in glitch.
02.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Xavi Simons (92)
Probably because you play vs bots with that ping.
02.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kenan Yildiz (90)
He does. Copy pasted straight from Minecraft.
01.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Alejandro Baena Rodríguez (87)
Don't really give a **** what he's done or what not, this mofo was in every pack during the Trailblazers promo and now he's here again. **** off already.
01.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Harry Kane (94)
I had TB Haaland too and he is actually really good as a poacher, but Kane is so much better with how he moves and dude can also make a lot more than just shoot. Slap an Engine on him and he is unstoppable.
01.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kessya Bussy (87)
Can you **** off from my packs. Have already so many I could start my own brothel with free Bussy for everyone in here.
01.02.25
Gyoekeres commented on Kylian Mbappé (93)
Let's be positive, at least we won't see this card that often in our opponents squads.
31.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Ronald Koeman (91)
This guy is a damn beast. Running around like a madman in the defense and intercepting and blocking everything in sight. Konate can sit on the bench with all his red cards from now on.
30.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Ronald Araujo (89)
Good luck in Juve
09.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Pedro Lomba Neto (89)
If you go outside sometimes you will probably spot some better asses than what she got anyway
05.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Erling Haaland (94)
All the EA sponsored streamers saved the pack for that moment so ask them
04.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Xavier Hernández Creus (91)
Keep counting your lil pennies, no one cares
03.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Marco Asensio Willemsen (87)
Much more fun to play casually anyway in div 6-3 than in those **** sucking brat filled meta abuser divisions
02.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Marco Asensio Willemsen (87)
When he was trying to grow up
02.01.25
Gyoekeres commented on Gleison Bremer Silva Nascimento (89)
Why are you letting someone else decide who plays in your team? You let everyone else decide everything on your behalf irl too?
27.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluigi Buffon (91)
I play him as my gk and I think it just confuses my opponents because they can’t score on him
27.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Xavier Hernández Creus (91)
Go fock a goat mate
21.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Douglas Luiz Soares de Paulo (88)
Even a noob playing their first games could predict those.
18.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Mykhailo Mudryk (77)
Who the f wants to invest in such a **** card. Have fun enjoying your 500 coins profit.
17.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Gennaro Gattuso (88)
No need to worry that much of the shitty AI in defense when you put this guy in front of them. He wins all the balls and cracks the nuts. Gonna be even bitchier to play against when he gets the upgrade.
12.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluigi Donnarumma (90)
Just do the loan for Buffon and try him out first for comparison.
09.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Alessandro Del Piero (91)
I would buy now when the market is still crashed because everyone are selling just to get coins for those player pick packs.
09.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Alessandro Del Piero (91)
Played one game with him, he was decent but saw he was bald yet again so shipped him off.
08.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Alessandro Del Piero (91)
You poor coin selling slave. Get a OF gf so you can play games without working while she sucks you off. ****.
08.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Jamie Carragher (87)
Finally a striker for parking the bus
08.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluigi Buffon (87)
Noob
08.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Gianluigi Buffon (87)
Him or random bronze thai striker over heroin Van der Howard in goal?
08.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on Fernando Hierro Ruiz (90)
He’s a beast on both ends of the pitch. My new hierro!
03.12.24
Gyoekeres commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (89)
Is he worth playing with only 2 chem? No matter what I try I can’t get him to 3 chem.
03.12.24