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StuntPegg's clit is furiously throbbing rn

Been in my team for a while now - 96 pace, 93 shooting, 93 dribbling with rapid+ and low driven+ <3

This c**t has single-handedly robbed me of about 5 wins this week

Can't even escape the Islamic takeover on Futbin ffs

**** virgin

My dumb ass thinking I could afford him with 3 million -_-

I've had this card for 2 months lmao

Absolutely despise this ****, tears my anus apart every time

I would do indescribable things to get hold of this card, been trying for 2 days :(

Guess I hate football then, biggest ghost in the PL

Just beat van Dijk in the air to score a 93rd minute winner and people think scripting doesn't exist

His L2 shielding is absolutely outrageous, fun card

Love his long throws to an aerial+ striker, pure terrorism FC

How slow is this little guy hahaha

HATE HATE HATE

My favourite **** finally getting a good evo <3

Absolutely would - every day of the week and twice on a Sunday

No finesse+ is absolutely criminal

Amazing at RM, dogshit at ST

Surely green? It's one of his best tracks

Corners are like penalties with old Slabhead

No shadow striker ++ is comical

I'll keep my finesse+ 90 shooting version, cheers

Benteke with no Aerial+ hahaha

Can't believe how good this card is and he'll most likely get a couple upgrades too

Best LB I've used, also scores 30 yard trivelas with his 70 shooting lmao

RIP, only 19 :(

Almost identical to RvP who was over 600k wtf

How does he not have tiki-taka ffs

600k? Looks like 150k max wtf

Better than his POTM

This card is the Theo destroyer - he's been crazy for me since the patch

IQ test - his 92 is under 600k and the best player in the game haha

rip in pieces

EA definitely gave him flair+ to discourage people from using him lmao

Why has his price dropped so much? He's even more broken after the patch lmao

Thanks to whoever listed him for 5k <3

Quickstep as well, feels so fast

In love with this card, he's staying in my team forever He plays like he has about 4 playstyles +

I can't be the only one who thinks this looks unreal for 70k (other than the dribbling)

My park the bus super sub <3

His power headers from corners are like pre-patch

How does he not have shadow striker :griezmann:

Definitely picking one up for my club for a future evo

Long throw playstyle?

RIP from a Liverpool fan, way too young

So tempted, looks nuts

Forgot how good this card was, goated shadow striker

Worst player I've ever used, these friendly objectives are painful

Absolutely unreal, guy is a ball magnet

I did; speak for yourself

Try marksman chem style, every single one goes in for me

So good as deep lying playmaker - build-up

Goated with engine as shadow striker

Disgustingly mid for me, finesse shots are class but feels like he has about 75 dribbling

Use Redondo, does the job for me in a midfield 2

Well done if you passed the IQ test and picked him, he's absolutely nuts in game

Corner = goal

Elite division, I'll stick to Morientes and Smolarek, cheers

Genuinely the worst striker I've used on this game, complete fraud

Finally packed something good tradeable :D

So good at RM with engine and winger++, completely outperforms Nico Williams for me

Triggers me so much that he didn't get power shot, finesse shot or acrobatic as a +

Just conceded a hattrick of headers from this guy, game is absolute ass

Don't get the hype, just buy Morientes who's better and cheaper

This guy is absolutely broken in Rush, makes the mode fun

This card would be like 40k on the market, absolute clowns