HessenUK

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23.04.21
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HessenUK commented on Sophia Wilson (94)
This is the choc ice in the back of the freezer.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Pedro Rodríguez Ledesma (94)
Saucy
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luka Modric (96)
Jesus loves me. But EA hates me. Haven't packed anything decent all TOTS
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Stole his dynamic from Van Persie
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luka Modric (96)
Remember lads. It's just a game. It's not important and it's a completely optional form of entertainment that you can stop at any time.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Fermín López Marín (91)
Remember lads. It's just a game. It's not important and it's a completely optional form of entertainment that you can stop at any time.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Jan Vertonghen (92)
Remember lads. It's just a game. It's not important and it's a completely optional form of entertainment that you can stop at any time.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Thomas Müller (96)
Remember lads. It's just a game. It's not important and it's a completely optional form of entertainment that you can stop at any time.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on José Manuel Reina Páez (92)
Remember lads. It's just a game. It's not important and it's a completely optional form of entertainment that you can stop at any time.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ibrahima Sissoko (92)
98 rated CDM on a shadow that is length with great defensive bodytype and playstyles? What a hidden beast.
08.06.25
HessenUK commented on Scott McTominay (96)
Great aura. Awful playstyles. I keep putting him in then dropping him then putting him back in.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Samuel Dias Lino (95)
He has some special sauce. More than a lot of other cards. The left stick is like TOTS Messi level.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on João Pedro Gonçalves Neves (96)
Him and Matthaus together are like having viscious chihuahuas as guard dogs.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Sophia Wilson (96)
Shawty is fine af
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
Imagine if he'd stayed at Chelsea his whole career
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Edson Arantes Nascimento (96)
Wish he could have incisive, he's great in a two striker formation
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Viktor Gyökeres (96)
Him, Suarez or Wilson TOTS?
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Thomas Müller (96)
I enjoy it, but the best thing is to just play in moderation. Don't worry about pack weight, don't sweat in champs, don't log in every single day, don't care how the community acts. Realise that the only things you can control are your decisions and your emotional reactions.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Archie Gray (94)
Perfect next to the recently evo'd bentancaur
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on José Manuel Reina Páez (92)
Went out like a Zidane
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Thomas Müller (96)
That's an interesting card. Might try him as False9 instead of TOTY Pele
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Fikayo Tomori (95)
He's fun. Needs tiki+ tho
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
A tad overpriced considering some of the TOTS and players like Fermin on the market.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
Anyone else think he looks a bit like Balotelli?
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Robin van Persie (95)
Exactly same pic as Suarez TOTS
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Bought him to see if he felt any upgraded over strike force with tech+, and he feels exactly the same. Luckily the market went up so tried him for 10 games and made a profit.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
His bodytype just ain't it
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Jonathan Tah (97)
Packed him and Bastoni and still can't keep out Evo Henry and his speed boosts.
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Alexander Isak (96)
Him, Toney or Sophia Wilson TOTS?
07.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
Definitely do this and play him as a false 9 in a 442 or 4222.
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Laura Freigang (96)
Best false 9 in the game
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
Honestly feels quite mid compared to a lot of CAM options out there.
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Robin van Persie (95)
He's just Toney with first touch+
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lauren James (95)
They've done her dirty with that pic
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Robin van Persie (95)
Compare him to Toney to decide if the price is worth it.
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kevin De Bruyne (96)
Controversial opinion. He's in the conversation for Prem goat midfield alongside Gerrard, Keane, and Vieira IMO.
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Maya Le Tissier (95)
We all know why we are here
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Scott McTominay (96)
Looks great with the shapeshifter card design
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Scott McTominay (96)
Cool dynamic and background combo
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Mohamed Salah (97)
Facts
06.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
He's very deserving of coming second in the Ballon d'Or this year behind Salah. No shame in missing out to someone having the greatest season ever in the toughest league in the world.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Musab Al Juwair (94)
Why are they all called Al
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Musab Al Juwair (94)
He actually looks solid as a CM with a maestro
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Mike Maignan (96)
My wife says no
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite (97)
Open packs today
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Gregor Kobel (96)
Controlled is a shame tho
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Sánchez (95)
Unique bodytypes tend to result in a mix of different animations, sometimes the bodytype really suits the role and the animations come off clean. Like Varane's tackles and interceptions. Sanchez is like Suarez in terms of the animations are notable in attack in terms of running, dribbling and shots.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Sánchez (95)
Review after 30 games: He's really good, replaced my TOTS Musiala as shadow striker. Has amazing responsive ball control and dribbling in tight spaces and shots are coming off clean with good animations. The high reactions and composure are really noticeable.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Evander da Silva Ferreira (96)
Anything under 99 attack positioning these days and they just stand around like traffic cones or make awful runs into defenders.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Martín Zubimendi Ibáñez (95)
That reactions and composure alone along with his bodytype means he's going to be a beast.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Jan Oblak (96)
Unique bodytype so will be interesting to see his tackle animations.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Rafael da Conceição Leão (97)
Not every thing has to be striker to defender and vice versa.
05.06.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (87)
Wednesdays always bad
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (87)
Still haven't packed him once all game cycle. Literally the only gold I haven't.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Patrick Vieira (94)
Can't argue with that tbh
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Fermín López Marín (91)
He's a perfectly useable card. Why are people so desperate for an evo.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Federico Valverde (94)
And tikitaka tbh
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Rodrigo Bentancur (94)
That's a good cheap beast for casuals or those on a budget to be fair
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Archie Gray (96)
Anticipate+ and Tikitaka+ are both a must for me on CDMs now in this meta and game build. Can't tackle or pass properly without them.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Viktor Gyökeres (96)
Every card he's had in game has started expensive then completely crashed in price a week later. I just don't think he's that meta for people.
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Who would you rather have for two seasons at their peak, Suarez, Kane or Lewa?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Stina Blackstenius (97)
Expensive for a card that's not as good as Toney
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Mohamed Salah (97)
Who's had the better season, him or Yamal?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal (97)
Who's had the better season, him or Salah?
04.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
He's basically Gyokeres but for 20k of fodder.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Why is this cup so sweaty. Have all the casuals just avoided it? I'm div3 and have played 20 games and only got 1 win.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
Why is this cup so sweaty. Have all the casuals just avoided it? I'm div3 and have played 20 games and only got 1 win.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Does anyone have a legitimate argument as to why he isn't the best footballer we have ever seen?
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
The attacking AI isn't any different. I agree that Bodytype and animations make a difference in all cards, but probs not 5mill level of difference.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
Very comparable to the Ronaldo TOTS
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Désiré Doué (97)
He looks a lot like Mbappe
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
Him and Toney on a Hunter are basically the same card. This community is never beating the IQ accusations.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Achraf Hakimi (96)
Second best rightback in the world after Trent and we all know it.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
A hawk on Wilson and a Hunter on Toney and they look very similar, even the dribbling stats - it's only bodytype that's really different.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Ivan Toney (95)
He looks comparable to Wilson who is a 900k card.
02.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
The Bruno card is literally better than last year. Good useable cards are easily packable and cheap to buy on the market. As well as ease of using evos to have competitive and customisable cards. It's not nearly as bad as everyone is whinging about just because they aren't packing Messi or Ronaldo.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
4222 - one on F9 and the other on Poacher.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Harry Maguire (94)
People don't realise what an absolute wall his bodytype, height and weight combo is.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
I've used Pele for like 1600 games, but the playstyles have made him fall off a bit. If the same card came out now but was called Jim Smith from the Australian league, he'd be really cheap.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
People seem unhappy if they don't get the top two rarest cards each. The average TOTS price is so low this year because pack weight has clearly been so generous to the masses in general. Cards like Bruno Fernandes were several mill last year and less than 100k this time. It's very clearly been the easiest tots to pack a top quality useable team.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Denis Bouanga (94)
I've been looking for a new false 9 with good passing but also low driven so really happy to try him out and see if he replaces my TOTY Pele
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
4222 is a better winger-less formation.
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
Him or Visca with the +1 upgrade?
01.06.25
HessenUK commented on Kang In Lee (96)
No one is choosing u lil bro
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Evann Guessand (94)
Same build as Henry
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Francis de Vries (93)
Same bodytype, height and weight as Dumfries.
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Since he was 19 there hasn't been a single season that Ronnie has been the better player.
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
He's a bit aspy tho init
31.05.25
HessenUK commented on Juan Fernando Quintero (95)
Probably the underrated beast from this promo. Great stats and playstyles.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Luis Suárez (96)
Because it's never once been anything to do with real life. It's just a computer game.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on C. Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (97)
He is a little weird though. Has it ever been confirmed that he's a bit on the old spectrum?
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (97)
Pele was the greatest of his time. But it's only nostalgia that makes people think the first great player will always be the best and can never be surpassed
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Ricard Puig Martí (95)
Deserved. And I can't wait to get him, been playing with his Evo all year and his bodytype and dribbling is insane in game.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Caroline Graham Hansen (96)
Always rated Mmmbop.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Trent Alexander-Arnold (94)
Gold digger
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Jadon Sancho (96)
Good lord I actualy packed one
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Cole Palmer (97)
I'm convinced most of them just give the controller to their 6 year olds to keep them quiet.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Sol Campbell (93)
Him and Pacho have such "block everything" aura
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Unique bodytype is different to the lean bodytype though. Varane's unique bodytype is what makes his interceptions and tackles really clean. A Tall+Lean bodytype CB won't have the same presence and tackle win rate as tall+average or tall+stocky equivalent player.
30.05.25
HessenUK commented on Tosin Adarabioyo (96)
Stats aren't everything. Bodytype, height, weight, silver playstyles all make such a difference. Lean bodytype on CBs always lack aura compared to Stocky for example
30.05.25