HessenUK

Join Date
23.04.21
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HessenUK commented on Marcos Leonardo Santos Almeida (85)
Blur - Song 2
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Marcos Leonardo Santos Almeida (85)
People have probably forgotten last year but filler promos always gave awful content and SBCs. Especially leading up to Black Friday. Then Black Friday week was amazing.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (87)
You're definitely simple.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Cher Ndour (86)
Him a shadow and Nmecha a catalyst and you've got a great pair of tall strong CMs that can pass and tackle and shoot.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Sissi (88)
I want to support futbin, it's a good tool, someone is putting the work in to maintain it and improve it and they deserve to be paid for their effort and skills. But I ain't wearing no futbin hoodie to the office.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
Nah. But using something slightly off meta is still fun. He makes some great runs on F9, including down the channels and it makes him less predictable as a striker compare to the standard advanced forward.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on David Møller Wolfe (73)
What's the time Mr Wolfe
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Vítor Machado Ferreira (90)
Him or Bellingham TOTW as CM playmaker?
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
People just think whatever game feature that gives an advantage ruins the game. Pace stat ruins the game, everyone using hunters and shadow ruins the game. Roles ruin the game. Playstyles ruin the game. Body type ruins the game. Store packs ruin the game. Cheap meta cards in SBCs ruins the game. Etc. Etc.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
False 9 - Attack. Absolute menace.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Keane (86)
If only he had incisive. He's an absolute menace up top but if he's well marked he can't quite bring others into the game enough.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (87)
The problem with any mechanic is if it's too small it'll be completely ignored, and if it has any noticeable difference then it'll become meta.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (87)
I griddy in squad battles.
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Kouadio Manu Koné (86)
What's the appeal of this card? Looking at his stats I thought he'd be discard price
13.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (87)
I've got Alba, Puyol, Mascherano, Busquets, Xavi, Messi so far. I'm putting the band back together.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jérémy Doku (84)
Didn't toast Bradley nearly as much as the media blew it up to be. It was mainly Konate being useless next to him. Bradley actually dealt with him pretty well throughout the game. Even if he didn't win the ball he forced him away from having clear chances or final pass options.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lionel Messi (87)
Delighted he's so affordable. Straight into the team.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Davinson Sánchez (85)
Awful awful card. At an awful awful price. There are may 20k golds that would hugely outperform this card.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ian Maatsen (87)
I only had Nuno at the time I did Alba because of team chem, and then did Cambiaso to go RB. Since then packed the others lol
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Shevchenko (88)
Rat king driving his price up
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ian Maatsen (87)
Too many left backs to choose from. Have Him, Capdevilla, Nuno Mendes, Theo, Cambiasso, Alba...
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Álvaro Fernández Carreras (86)
I have him and Cambiaso to use when Lewis-Skelly's pace drops. Not sure which will make the team.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Juan Cuadrado (86)
Because rapid playstyle only works with the ball. So he's fast when dribbling. But without the ball he needs quickstep and the right accelerate style to maximise that so you can keep up with rapid and rapid+ wingers. Thats why people complain about 99 pace because the wingers are still going past him.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Juan Cuadrado (86)
How come he feels so much weaker in the challenge than Frimpong
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Dan Burn (86)
Him and Evo Traore at the back is like the new twin towers
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
Do you think most Div3+ players would get more goals in Champs with her as lone striker or with gold Mbappe? Because I think it'd be close.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
She's good but she's no Pina
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Giuliano Simeone (86)
Not as good as Simetwo
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Yeremy Jesús Pino Santos (85)
Too many adhd 13 year olds on this game to make any of the modes remotely fun.
12.11.25
HessenUK commented on Yeremy Jesús Pino Santos (85)
Him or gold Wirtz as CAM in 4411?
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (83)
New pic!
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Cher Ndour (86)
Really underrated card.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Theo Hernández (84)
New pic. He looking fine.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jules Koundé (87)
Haircut++
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (85)
Goodbye botoxaldo!
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
New picture looks loads better
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Loïs Openda (83)
I griddy in squad battles on semi-pro.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
I know it's boring to use the most meta players when everyone else is too. But if you're having a bad week where you really do just need some better results to help actually enjoy the game she's gonna get you more goals than gold Mbappe, that is just the reality of the game.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Dan Burn (86)
Thinking of using him to replace Cabal when his pace drops back down. Completely different type of defender I guess.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Nick Pope (86)
Will always complete keeper SBCs and Objectives. Because so few have dynamic images and dynamic images are super cool.
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Juan David Cabal (85)
What's everyone's plan to replace him when he drops back?
11.11.25
HessenUK commented on Nick Pope (86)
Mama better than both. But Pope for the dynamic.
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Dan Burn (86)
Pope relates price boost
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Nick Pope (86)
Dynamic image win for PL
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lucas Robertone (72)
He's no RobertTwo
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Edinson Cavani (86)
Someone just smashed into my car and drive off like I was Jill Scott and he was Marlon Harewood.
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Xavi Simons (86)
Him or Gold Wirtz as CAM in 4411?
10.11.25
HessenUK commented on Donyell Malen (79)
He's back
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jérémy Doku (80)
To be fair he cooks most rightbacks. If he had a consistent end product he'd be world class.
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jérémy Doku (80)
TOTW incoming. What a goal.
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Juan David Cabal (85)
Been so damn good. I'm going to miss him when the pace drops
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Kylian Mbappé (91)
I asked my group of female friends to give me feedback on why I can't find a partner and why they wouldn't be interested. They all said because I was short, overweight, and that my only hobby is gaming. God women are shallow. Thank god I packed Mbappe.
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Loïs Openda (83)
I asked my group of female friends to give me feedback on why I can't find a partner and why they wouldn't be interested. They all said because I was short, overweight, and that my only hobby is gaming. God women are shallow. Thank god I packed Mbappe.
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Micky van de Ven (87)
Think they've nerfed squad battle AI since the reset this morning. Seems loads easier so far.
09.11.25
HessenUK commented on Dan Burn (86)
Him vs Pina is like brazzers material
08.11.25
HessenUK commented on Mikel Gogorza (86)
Gorgonzola
08.11.25
HessenUK commented on Micky van de Ven (87)
Rapid plus is only when dribbling isn't it?
08.11.25
HessenUK commented on Andrea Cambiaso (86)
Finding him quite slow at keeping up tbh, wingers are zooming past him.
08.11.25
HessenUK commented on Xavi Simons (86)
They put crack into his left stick. I don't know how. But he's like TOTY Messi stuff as soon as he gets a prom card.
08.11.25
HessenUK commented on Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana (89)
Servers are cooked
07.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jude Bellingham (91)
So glad I bought him a couple of days ago. He's been fun to use. Even though I've lost like 100k on him lol
07.11.25
HessenUK commented on Bryan Mbeumo (86)
Squad battle AI is sweatier than a Geordie in a maths test.
07.11.25
HessenUK commented on Bryan Mbeumo (86)
He looks like a malteser.
07.11.25
HessenUK commented on Beckham (88)
What car did your dad drive? Be honest.
07.11.25
HessenUK commented on André-Franck Zambo Anguissa (86)
People are just always surprised that POTM cards aren't very meta or good value for money. The community absolutely will consider this a dead card at a daft price with poor playstyles that people won't do. You aren't going to go into Rivals or Champs and seeing this card.
06.11.25
HessenUK commented on André-Franck Zambo Anguissa (86)
Squad Battle AI is basically Skynet. What's going on.
06.11.25
HessenUK commented on Alejandro Balde Martínez (86)
Price crash
06.11.25
HessenUK commented on André-Franck Zambo Anguissa (86)
People need to stop expecting POTMs to be anything other than hugely overpriced trash cards. Bar a handful of exceptions. It's been years now where every single POTM card has people noticing that playstyles are rubbish, key stats are awful, and the prices are through the roof compared to the power curve.
06.11.25
HessenUK commented on Juan David Cabal (85)
Squad battles AI is like doing a tour of Vietnam
06.11.25
HessenUK commented on Mike Maignan (88)
I want him just for the dynamic
05.11.25
HessenUK commented on Christian Pulisic (87)
Doesn't feel fast because everyone has 99 pace back line
05.11.25
HessenUK commented on Micky van de Ven (84)
It's fine to admit to paying dynamic image taxes lads. We don't need to justify the cost to anyone in terms of card ability vs base or vs evo. Dynamics are really cool (when they work)
05.11.25
HessenUK commented on Leny Yoro (86)
Him or evo VDV?
05.11.25
HessenUK commented on Fikayo Tomori (86)
Think he replaces Kounde or Evo VDV?
05.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ona Batlle Pascual (87)
Her or Pulisic at RM
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ona Batlle Pascual (87)
Useable card with good links tbh
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Erik Weinhauer (74)
Great option. 5* weak foot
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jed Drew (74)
Makes Eusebio look an absolute joke
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Sung Dong Paik (74)
Pele who
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ona Batlle Pascual (87)
Remember lads. FOMO doesn't own you. You can choose how to spend your time for the benefit of your mental health. It's just a game and an optional form of entertainment. Not a job. Not important. Not mandatory.
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Isaac Palazón Camacho (85)
He's not great but the pack is pretty cool
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jules Koundé (87)
People don't realise that the secret is putting a sentinel on him.
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on van Persie (88)
Honest review. Played him for 30 games and he's nothing special. Good passing stats but no playstyles to support it is annoying if he drops deep. Hes not super fast to stretch defence, not nimble and agile to twist a defender. I'd compare him to POTM Kane. Useable, but you'll get better mileage from another striker.
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Aitana Bonmatí Conca (91)
She's a menace at CAM even without roles
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Marcos Aoás Corrêa (87)
Intercept plus is the best playstyle in the game to help win you matches.
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Rayan Cherki (81)
Every rush player who picks him is a window licker
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Isaac Palazón Camacho (85)
There's more than one day. The attempts refresh in one day.
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Isaac Palazón Camacho (85)
What's worse. Fc 26 Fidget Spinning. Or FC 25 trivellas?
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Nicholas Williams Arthuer (86)
Haven't faced a single tourny team without him
04.11.25
HessenUK commented on Edna Imade (85)
Her or Mbappe?
03.11.25
HessenUK commented on Nicholas Williams Arthuer (86)
No dynamic. No party.
03.11.25
HessenUK commented on Keane (86)
Have him up front with Mbappe and Keane is doing better
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on Jérémy Doku (80)
Him on one side. Cherki Evo on the other.
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ryan Kent (85)
He's back
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on Ryan Kent (75)
He's back
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on Foudy (90)
Packed out of one of the icon segments lol
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on van Persie (88)
No low driven silver is sad. Going to give him a go over Robbie Keane, but Keane has been boss for me in a front two.
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on Riquelme (88)
Hello darkness my old friend
02.11.25
HessenUK commented on MattHDGamer Renews with FUTBIN for FC 26! article
AJ3 clear of all these guys
17.09.25
HessenUK commented on New FC 26 Icons! article
Ibra being higher rated than Henry is beyond criminal.
13.08.25