EA FC MaguireTheGoat511 - Profile

trash irl, barca needs a new striker

04.12.23

2nd one was own goal

03.12.23

Today there is an unusual match because we have a clown on the pitch. His name is André Onana and he is loved by Galatasaray team, fans and the whole club

29.11.23

what a goal from Mason Greenwood

25.11.23

skidibi dob dob dob yes yes yes yes

17.11.23

skidibi toilet gyatt in ohio

15.11.23

Just because I like Maguire doesn't mean I like man u. But its good to support the club which is struggling, not only clubs who are the best in the world

15.11.23

Even if its a bad person, just ignore her. Hating on her isn't gonna do nothing good

15.11.23

Wow! I didn't know that! Thank you for telling me!

15.11.23

my man calling me n word because got nothing else to say

15.11.23

arrogant or not, its still funny that you cry over a female player which is one of the best woman player in history

15.11.23

Completely not, you are the ones who are crying, and its over a female card which is so actually funny so the only way i can cry is from laugh

15.11.23

bayern lost against 3rd divison team lolll

01.11.23

Tell me 1 reason he deserved it(except world cup)

01.11.23

He stole it again!

01.11.23

they give everything to Messi so no

01.11.23

disliked

31.10.23

Size doesn't matter

31.10.23

Phones? Futbin is for console version btw

31.10.23

fortnite is for little kids who barely know the alphabet

31.10.23

you actually look like you need some

29.10.23

do you need help

29.10.23

no i do not sleep

27.10.23

Yea that might be difficult because I doubt that you will have any

27.10.23

porn

26.10.23

nobody asked you **** ****

25.10.23

I disliked a woman card:sunglasses:I am so sigma:cold_face:

25.10.23

no

25.10.23

EA are **** pricks

25.10.23

just don't play it bruv

25.10.23

where is Maguire totw

25.10.23

Auf der heide bluht ein kleines

24.10.23

:exclamation:A poor man named Pessi is currently searching for penalty. Please donate a penalty for the poor midget or he might retire!

23.10.23

reported for inappropriate language

23.10.23

but he is not in love with you

23.10.23

no

23.10.23

I do not agree with you

23.10.23

Please give me penalty:pray::pray::pray:

23.10.23

I just don't really know other app to talk about football

07.10.23

I was addicted to fifa. Real addicted. Even if I raged multiple times because of such a **** scripting. But thanks to a hacker who got my account, I couldn't play fifa anymore. Now I feel more free and I have more time to do other stuff. I am never playing this piece of crap again

07.10.23

who?:thinking:

07.10.23

2 best dog breeds: 1. Penaldog, enjoys diving and asks for penalties, but it is not a happy dog, he always cries because he has no world cup. 2. Pessidog. Pessidog is a smart dog. He is able to buy referees so they can give him penalties. Same as Penaldog, he loves them and asks for them everytime. When he gets no penalties, he threatens to retire.

07.10.23

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a ghost. Penalties, he loved the most. His name is Penaldo, he loves to dive. With no penalties he can't survive. He will haunt you if you have pens, but if you don't, your life will come to the end

07.10.23

One day in Miami, ghost with the name Pessi, needed something. There was a one referee, doing his job perfectly, free penalty? Not even a thing. But one day something has changed, referee, after a good day, was heading back home, streets were quiet, all alone. And suddenly, the ghost arrived, referees mood disappeared, almost getting a heart attack when he heard: "The penalty, I desire, give me it or I retire". All the referees haven't been the same since that day. Hide or the ghost will get you today.

07.10.23

trust me you wouldn't

07.10.23

In the streets of Paris, a ghostly sight, Leo Pessi, roams the night. Now tremble in the face of his tricks, the master of the penalty kicks. To where he goes, to where he hides, no one knows where he truly resides. But in the shadow, he slowly moves, careful he might be coming for you

07.10.23

Lewanrobbedski of ballon d'or

06.10.23

Oh penalties, where have you gone.:sob: My name is Pessi and I need something to rely on:messi:

28.09.23

Oh penalties, where have you gone

28.09.23

People expected him to be one of the best in prem and that put too much pressure on him which he couldn't handle, he was way better at leicester, now he either finds a new club or gets benched for the rest of his career

17.09.23

I dont care about Penaldo man

17.09.23

whatever you say man

16.09.23

Give my idol Pionel Varpessi a penalty or he will retire

16.09.23

ghosting in International matches

15.09.23

I hate man u for ruining this guy

15.09.23

yeah but this guy is annoying as ****

13.09.23

euro is for european countries only

13.09.23

Why not seperate men and women into 2 different ultimate teams? Idk about you but I am not buying this ****

13.09.23

I know that he deserved a downgrade but that is just too much. Why is EA so much against this guy

13.09.23

Well said for a 24 year old living in his parents basement with his one and only point in life which is trolling on a card collecting game related app

13.09.23

Lewandisney is finished ngl

13.09.23

I would troll again and write a hate comment under this but I do not feel like it, everyday i feel like less trolling i think im starting to get a life

13.09.23

Bro stop scoring own goals:sob:

13.09.23

I agree there is no point of playing the same rigged **** for a whole year over and over again

12.09.23

Pessi when no penalty:sob:Pessi when penalty:smiley:Pessi when playing against mcdonalds employees:sunglasses:

12.09.23

did you mean content

11.09.23

Eden hazard is one of the best players in the world rn but fifa forced him to play bad in reward he got free burgers

11.09.23

He is too bad to get a 99 i wonder why he has not retired yet

11.09.23

no **** moron

11.09.23

Why not quit the game because its a waste of time

11.09.23

nobody asked you dork

11.09.23

imagine losing against albania:joy::joy:

10.09.23

**** you

10.09.23

You can not leave because it is 26 likes not 1

10.09.23

**** the school

10.09.23

so boring people actually enjoy saudi and burger league

10.09.23

18:02 - Get a life

10.09.23

nothing I just do not like this referee merchant midget

09.09.23

It is a great idea for you guys to buy ea fc because you will see some girls finally

09.09.23

Pessi is born for burgers

09.09.23

Everybody has better pens than this entertainment for 7 year olds

09.09.23

me

06.09.23

sorry

06.09.23

Due to women coming in new EA FC 24, EA has decided to add a new stadium as known as kitchen, coming with new mode named cooking league, only avaiable for female cards, I think that is gonna be nice what do you think about this update guys?

06.09.23

7th July 2023

06.09.23

Real Madrid is small? Count their champions leagues then talk you moron

06.09.23

you speak for jobless porn addict virgins only

06.09.23

Blind is just his name so it is not his disability, also it is a special card so all stats should be pretty much upgraded

06.09.23

he looks like a crackhead

04.09.23

I do not need burger eaters on my team, although it would be nice to have refs on your side

04.09.23

going outside is not a joke tho:griezmann:

04.09.23

ik its a special card but 90 vision is way too much for that dog eater

03.09.23

Sadly he can't keep his high rating by scoring tap ins and penalties gotta wake up to reality pendu fans

29.08.23

should be a pen for barca

13.08.23

**** ****, he should get red card but ref is against barca ofc

13.08.23

you should quit futbin first

03.08.23

agreed sam kerr is better than all the men

03.08.23

finally that grandpa retired lol

03.08.23

imagine still playing this dead card collector game

03.08.23

Petition for pessi to stop stealing ballon d'ors and give one to lewy cuz he deserved it in 2021

03.08.23

everyone give pessi a penalty or he retires

09.10.23

Where Sergio Ramos the best Barcelona player

02.10.23

Gotta agree, Pionel Pandreas Varpessi and Pristiano Penaldog are simply finished and there is no space for them in the modern football

29.09.23

you created the word "****" since that is how everyone defined you

18.09.23

another dumb reply from Woman

18.09.23

where then

13.09.23

Sam Kerr should be first btw

12.09.23

Where is Maguire? He is the one true GOAT

12.09.23

Why not divide men and women into two seperate ultimate teams you fatass ea dorks

12.09.23

Pessi 85, 84 fits the diver(N€ymar)the best, Penzema the penalty seeker 86, if Ronaldo got such a downgrade its the only reasonable ratings cry more pessi fans

12.09.23

where greenwood

07.09.23

relegated:joy:

06.09.23

vpn exists

02.08.23

He is a fraud

11.06.23

Donde esta Leo Messi:thinking:Leo Messi donde esta:face_with_monocle:

07.06.23

I wont give these **** another 70 dollars they better make it free

06.06.23

81 rated gk:skull:Bro just qualified to div 9

29.05.23

fifa 23 or fifa 18

18.05.23

When I open FIFA only thing im scared about is not to reach maximum amount of coins from all these profits i make

12.05.23

So what? Gavi must be terrified rn. Now I know why Messi wants to come back to Barca

02.05.23

Pessi got caught masturbating to Gavi, petition to ban this pervert from football

01.05.23

I have no longer respect for EA because they are going to add women in the same fut as men, some kerr will have better rating than messi or ronaldo while 82 rated zaha can easily dribble through her whole team

29.04.23