MysteryBossMan

Jesus, save some **** for the rest of us.

Having this amount of fodder is a waste without a repeatable menu grind for gold 84's. These dirtbags are so damn disconnected from their own game.

Real ones did half the dribbling EVO to get him to 98 DRI while remaining an 89, then put his ass into Strike Force. This dude is better than my TOTY Salah.

Next ni**a that plays striker with Gold VVD in Rush gets shot.

After a two month hiatus, it's shocking to see what this game has become. Put succinctly, I never feel even remotely in control of the ball. So much lag, ball always seems a mile away, even using technical with players with 99 DRI. Game genuinely sucks.

Dear God, I have a selectively EVO'd version of this boss sitting at an 89 OVR that will have all face stats (save for DEF) in the low to mid 90's after Strike Force. Looks better than TOTY Ronnie.

Let's take one of the true greats and give him a 92 OVR card that has the face stats of a decent gold rare. Crazy disrespect.

Low key cracked. Great playstyles, lengthy on a shadow.

Cumplosion

These EVO's are getting wild. Make them six games or less, ffs.

New EVO is wild. Two 86 squads and an 87 for zero statistical upgrades, but hey, 5/5 and trickster. I'll wait a month until EA inevitably makes all EVO's 5/5.

Salah well clear.

Nah man, too good to waste for a measly bit of profit. I'll fully EVO this guy and fingerblast all the vaginas in this community.

Easiest mill I ever made.

Liverpool lose by five against PSG without this savage tending goal.

Daily EVO's confirmed throughout FUT Birthday. Buy now, 'cause he will go extinct at 310k.

Sad they made this card such ****. His touch is awkward and always well extended from his body. Raphinha is genuinely 10X better. To the bench.

It's 1000% marksman.

This card makes my POTM Vini look like a bloated **** water buffalo.

FC Cup Shooting EVO + Fantasy Captain makes him absurd and just a passing EVO away from being the best striker in the game. Worth a look, if interested.

Hierro is a **** god in FC 25. Bruiser + is criminally underrated and might be the best playstyle at CB. He never allows rebounds.

With today's EVO, this guy is a pace upgrade away from being a perfect CB. Snatch him up while you can.

This card is disgusting. Can't imagine how crazy it will become after a couple evos.

Probably the fourth best player ever besides Messi, CR7 and Zidane. He was better than Pele.

Underwhelming, no? Dude is a GREAT EVO away from even nearing today's power curve.

There are so many things wrong with this game, but the newest one for me is missing shots from 5 feet away for no **** reason whatsoever.

Save your coins, there's a reason this **** is 600k. An absolute truck.

That's all this game is now. I'm convinced that if you do nothing in the build up on offense that you can just run straight into people and eventually get enough goals to win. Game is an absolute giant pile of **** ****.

I couldn't tell you the last time I conceded a legitimate goal. Every single one is my opponentfailing to complete a pass or getting caught out while dribbling, the ball going directly back to themin a breakaway position. It is the dumbest **** video game I have ever played in my life.

These cards are worse than double EVO chained Bronze commons. Fix that ****.

This game has got a **** change. It is so tiring having a dog **** opponent run straight into you and getting the ball directly back just by **** standing there and hitting B. Stop allowing this very simple thing and let the defense retain the ball when they play good **** defense.

I love all the people who defend a player who's getting battered by six goals in the first half of rivals because they wanna get better, when in reality they pass the ball back to their goalkeeper and **** juggle around for 20 minutes and waste everybody's time.

This game **** sucks. Such a laggy **** show of afuckathon. Takes **** eight seconds to do a simple **** thing in this stupid **** game.

Literally impossible to be lengthy with 92 agility. Not how lengthy works. Look it up.

I've never played a football game in my life or they think it's rational to see a goalkeeper save every shot within five **** feet of his face

Passing is back to full **** mode. I don't know how many times today I've just tapped the pass button to have the ball fly across the entire fuckingpitch.

WTF is this game? Just lost in Rivals because the camera stopped following the ball. THIS **** IS ALWAYS AWFUL.

Bruh, none of these no-names have Vieira's presence. The answer is always no.

Utter nonsense. Get an education, bozo.

Maybe a bit.

Came here to say this, good on you. This card will be absolutely bonkers with all of these upgrades. Him and TS Vieira are gonna be cannibals in a graveyard, straight feasting.

Definitely a decent card, but EA always saps the value by giving dog **** composure and reactions.

It's definitely engine (guy above me is wrong). His only poor defensive stat is awareness, and there isn't a chem style that will bump that up enough to matter. Take the passing and dribbling, manually defend to atone for the lack of defensive awareness.

Drogba tosses around my TOTY Saliba like a **** rag doll.

I wonder how low your IQ is and how big of a five head you have if your entire offensive weaponry in rush is to hit the X button so anybody can casually come around and steal the lofted chip. You guys make my **** brain hurt.

Rush could be so fun if all the awful players that comprisethe majority of participants even gave a single **** about improving, and watched/ played actual ball with the better players on their team.

Block+Rapid, Shadow Striker ++, Brazilian World Tour, Maestro chem = an insane card that benched 94 EVO Zizou.

Really happy with this card. Already one of the best RB's in-game (much better than my previous RB, 90 Maicon), and the inevitable EVO will make him impassable. Recommended (DIV1).

This three-legged demon is your best chance at defending post-patch. His spider legs and zipper-breaker sweep up all the bullshit the other, phony CDM's watch pass them by.

There isn't an honorable Mexican in this entire community. Every single one of them dashboards, takes all three pauses, quits out before penalties can be taken, sits and waits for all timers to expire, complains about America while getting everything for free. Just an absolute bottom barrel race of people.

The most unlinkable **** ever. Nobody wants this hoebag.

EVO Elites gotta be the worst experience in all of gaming.

Never once said that I hit pause. You're not handing out life lessons, you complete weapon.

Next person who doesn't run golden goal in a friendly gets their entire familymurdered and their dog thrown into a wood chipper. Get it through your worthless fat **** heads that spamming out these objectives as quickly as possible is better for everyone, your dumb **** self included.

I know I'm being a baby, but this is the worst gameplay I have ever seen in any game in my entire life. It is so choppy, laggy, indecisive, and just generally horrible in every single way.

The ping has gotten out of control these last few days. These pieces of **** need to fix their **** servers and make this a playable game for everybody.

This company is such a pile of ****. I got gig Internetspeeds, hardwired, and I can't get anything under 75ping. Just absolutely **** bonkers that we still play this game.

Trust me, don't complete this SBC. I have an EVO'd version that is better (for a ManU only squad), and he is awkward, clunky and just generally generic in game. Cheap af, but save even your low-end fodder. This card ain't it.

Took him over Rutter. Almost 6'5, tall and lean body, cracked stats on a maestro. Has a chance to be a broke man's Cold Palmer TOTY with another EVO.

You guys do you, but if you've EVO'd him with Rigid, slap an engine on him and watch him go. So smooth, insane passing, constantly wins possession. Definitely one of the best hidden gems up to this point of the year.

After 85 games played, he's completely outplayed both TOTY Salah and POTM Vini across my frontline. If you did him, you are sitting on a mother **** gem of a card.

Moved him from CB to CDM following a red card, will never again think of moving him back. Dude is a **** magnet as a DLP.

Ppl do it when their ping is high. There is zero chance I'm letting EA throw 40 ping at me when I'm rocking god tier internet.

It's actually insane how often the timer expires in both rush and rivals matchups just because you braindead sons of bitches can't stop looking at your **** phones. Grow up.

Do any of you actually try to play this game? I've had nine people in a row quit in the loading screen of a Rivalsmatchup. Get a **** life.

I'm starting to think all playstyles that aren't shooting related are a **** myth.

I simply do not understand why this company cannot just accept the fact that if the opponent plays the ball straight to your feet, you deserve to retain possession. I just had a sequence where my opponent passed the ball six different times to my defender, but got it back each time. Absolutely absurd logic.

Absolutely **** if you paid $8M for this card.

Wah, wah, I know, but how does anyone actually afford this **** without sliding their credit card? I'm a grinder, in D1 and almost always get a Rank III finish, yet there's a snowball's chance in hell that I complete this ****. "BuiLD YoUr ULtiMaTE TeAM" my ass.

Found the FIFA newb. Vieira's aura is a giant black **** jamming up all the fresh assholes thinking they can dribble on his field. If you had any history/talent in this game, you would know that.

One of my favorite players, but be smart and add both Viera and Abily to your roster instead of just KDB.

Easiest investment in the game. 89's always rise, especially when a soon-to-be-in-demand SBC like Mbappe drops. Not to mention he will eventually get an EVO. EA will raise his price ceiling and he will eventually float around 70k. Looking at an easy $30k/investment if you're willing and got the coins

Look at this **** card with a gladiator applied. Dear lord.

Eight **** years of FIFA/EA FC, never once pulled a player over 675k. Now we have The Pharaoh. Boo ya.

The upgrade for finishing first in the UCL round robin should be astronomical. This guy needs to be like a 92 to be useable in the end of January.

After completing thirty-six 82x20's and all of the TOTY Crafting Upgrades, I'm the proud owner of gold Courtois. Knew it was worth it.

Kushy FC is the biggest **** in this community.

Congrats to Electronic Arts, this game is right back to being the biggest piece of **** on planet earth.

Completed the TOTY crafting (because I'm a sadist and hate this game almost as much as I hate myself for playing it), immediately deleted the game. 100 crafted packs, five gold walkouts in total, Courtois the highest rated. Perfectly fine with a napalm bombing of EA Headquarters.

Jesus, this card is legitimately terrible. Who cooks this **** up.

Would it hurt these prolapsed assholes at EA to just once give this guy 5* skills?

Will spend the next two months crafting this absurd demon.

If you are the first to concede in TOTY Cup, be a man and commit an own goal before quitting. We all need those two goals, and too many of you are bouncing after going down 1-nill.

Fair enough. But...pride. I'm not staying around for that beating. Taking my worthless ass on down the road.

I wonder how much brain damage you have to have to see out a game of Rivals where you're losing 6 to 0 at halftime. Whole community of dong chuggers.

I took two months away from this game because it's just absolutely awful, and what I came back to is no better than before, and anybody who says this patchsaved the game is full of **** and copium. Laggy, unresponsive, rng nonsense is all this game boils down to.

I would sit in matchmaking for an hour just just for the opportunity to place somebody that doesn't live 4000 miles away from me.

Imagine if the TOTY Blueprint EVO allowed up to 88 OVR. This dude would've lit the world on fire.

Will be an absolute monster once he can be evolved.

86 dribbling, huh? Nonsense.

This card is absolute trash.

Chihiro, Billie Eilish.

It's time to see the years of disrespect towards this card be put to rest. $55k is way too cheap for a 5/4 CAM with these playstyles, roles, and links. Guy is absolutely cracked.

One of the biggest problems in this game is allowing constant aggressive press with little to no consequence.

Bruh, your ass stays ready.

I have about 40 games on him, and can confidently say that Catalyst is the way. He's a beast on defense regardless, Catalyst makes his passing insane, especially with Long Ball +

Would've done it strictly for the vibes if it wasn't for the 3* WF.

This is some seriously boring content. Also, go play POE2.