Promos are so ass. Here they are, in a nutshell: Two or three unobtainable cards costing millions, a good yet overpriced SBC, low-end fodder to dilute pack weight and an objective or two with the shelf life of cooked pasta - All meant to force us to the store to stay with the power curve. This company needs a shaking up. If the entire community banded together and decided not to touch this game for just one weekend, these greedy fucks would scamper to make changes and might actually listen to the playerbase about the absurd amount of viable complaints.

27.10.23

Shit card, but thank God we got a Pinktober objective. Really needed that. Clown content to start 24.

01.10.23

Drop an SBC that requires fifty-five 83 OVR players - that's where this game's at. Our clubs are stocked with useless, bullshit fodder.

27.10.23

DIV2 in FIFA is why terrorism exists.

28.10.23

Using filters now causes this app to crash. Anything associated with EA FC eventually falls to shit.

08.11.23

You guys ready for absolutely fuck all in your Rivals rewards?

26.10.23

They have to fix the dda bullshit in this game. If you pass the ball directly to my fucking feet, no, you don't deserve to get the ball back. If you run straight into my defender and lose the ball, proceed to trample him and get the ball back, no, you don't deserve a fucking breakaway. I quit every single fucking time that shit happens, even if I'm up 3-0. Game is pure trash.

11.10.23

You have a two-inch dick if you let the matchmaking screen drop below 20 seconds. Put your phone down you brainless fuck.

16.01.24

With every week I qualify for WL, I swear to God I age 20 years. I'm convinced all casuals are out on EA FC 24. Just the tightest, sweatiest games - all of them. Cray cray.

10.11.23

This game is a broken piece of shit. My menus are covered in white blocks and gameplay is slower than a double amputee. Fucking disaster show.

30.12.23

Fair Warning: Completed Centurions 100 Rare SBC, best pull was Smalling. Just another fodder sink by EAids.

06.11.23

Absolutely world class on a finisher. Sucks if you missed out. Shredding folks with this goon.

25.11.23

These shortened seasons have made Rivals pure and utter hell. Constantly running into teams in DIV 3 with Cruyff, Ronaldinho, and Cantona. No reason to go up in the ranks, every player in this division is Tekkz on steroids.

29.11.23

Y'all can live on that copium all you want, but this gameplay is fucking awful: Unresponsive, glitchy, full of lag, constant bouncebacks, players always tripping over each other, crap SBC's, goalkeepers missing a chromosome, pacey players losing a footrace to Harry Maguire, red cards galore - list is fucking endless.

18.10.23

Do the gloryhole.

01.10.23

Easily the worst start, content-wise, In FIFA history. They're not even ashamed to shove the fact that this whole game is now purely about monetization right down our eager gullets. Put your damn credit card down for a second and force these fucks to give you something worthy of a log in.

05.10.23

This gameplay is outrageous. Half the shit I do goes unregistered. We need a full on cleansing of EA. From janitor to CEO, get them the fuck out of gaming.

24.11.23

I don't know about you guys, but my gameplay this week has been fucking atrocious. Laggy shitfest.

02.11.23

Pack weight is fucking disgusting. Never opened so many packs in my life only to pull some 82 OVR Norweigan cunt that I discard 45X/day.

30.11.23

This bozo's allergic to pussy.

29.09.23

It's like some of these people don't actually play the game. This card, with FinesseShot+, is extremely meta. Doesn't matter the angle or the foot, his finesse shots go in 99% of the time. No way he doesn't reach at least 45-50k.

30.09.23

Maybe it's just me, but this is BY FAR the worst pack luck I've ever witnessed. Just absolute bottom barrel garbage at every turn.

08.10.23

This game is thoroughly unplayable right now, and easily the laggiest I have ever seen in a FIFA game. What a genuine piece of shit this company is.

07.12.23

Perfect representation of this game and community. Better than 99% of the players in the game, but 40k because he isn't Prem. Buy Carvalho, get Acuna or use your SBC Alvarez, add a Liga Portugal coach and boom - there's your full chem for a million coin card going for fucking scraps. Love ass plowing ppl with this guy.

02.11.23

Love this fucking card. Absolute game changer at this point. If you didn't do him, get ready for him to do you.

29.09.23

The state of this game, EA should allow refunds. I get the "opponent has left the match" freeze glitch 9/10 times now.

18.10.23

No point in grinding this game. The addition of the female player pool has diluted pack weight to the worst it's ever been. My whole club is bullshit 81's-84's that either don't sell or don't factor into SBC's. Worthless fucking game.

15.10.23

Dog > Cat

26.10.23

We need some mods to be hired so they can step in and ban the word "discord." These fucks are on my list. Ruining this fucking app with their constant spam bullshit.

29.09.23

This game is chalked. I didn't touch grass this week as an experiment, and can fully say that we are all fucked. Div 3 rivals rewards, nothing. Rank 3 WL rewards, nothing. Elite 1 Squad Battles rewards, nothing. The grind is dead, and wokeness and the billion added women diluting pack weight have truly fucked this game.

22.10.23

Pinball 24. All of my games are decided by collisions and bouncebacks.

20.12.23

This game is an absolute fucking disaster.

20.01.24

Too cheap. Way better in-game than Rodri.

30.09.23

With this pack weight, should have him completed in the next decade or so. Fucking travesty.

05.11.23

Who gives a shit about TOTY when this horseshit game takes nine seconds to pass the fucking ball. An absolute piece of hairy shit, this ass fuck of a game. Fucking hate everything single thing about it.

21.01.24

These fucking bellends at EA don't know their ass from their face and can't complete the simplest of tasks. Had that stupid fucking FC Pro Matchday on for three fucking hours in the background, yet only (conveniently) got credit for 59 minutes. These fucking assholes will do any and everything to fuck your brown eye.

08.01.24

Haven't played in nearly a month, decided to crack open two 83x10's via the app, didn't pack anything over 84. Couldn't pay me in free punches to Anders Verjgang's face to reinstall this fruitless piece of shit of a game.

05.02.24

Gameplay is shocking. We're talking a good second just to release a fucking pass while rockin gig speeds. Public executions need to happen in this company. Fuck.

25.11.23

Way better than others in this price range. The hate is completely unjustified and the byproduct of future school shooters badmouthing purely out of boredom.

15.12.23

Triple Threat will be a disaster. So many class cards to be released with what is the worst pack weight ever. Expect absolutely fucking nothing for two weeks.

09.11.23

Best 30k card in FIFA history. Still every bit the meta Ronaldo we all love. Powershot is crazy, skills are snappy, wins a ton of headers. The hate is all irrational bullshit.

30.09.23

84x5 has netted me absolutely fucking nothing. Shit SBC.

07.01.24

Grinded all the way to D4, got fucking Hojberg as my best pull. Death to EA. Haven't had a walkout since early access. Fucking atrocious company.

05.10.23

This entire fucking game is 11 people set to come back on defense and 71 depth. I am convinced that this community has the lowest IQ of any faction in the entire fucking planet.

30.11.23

Yeah, not gonna sell. This mother fucker is your striker until May.

22.10.23

This title is in terrible shape, and the clunky and laggy play is absolutely fucking ruining this already shit game. Like inception stated in his last critique video, all this knee bending and balls phasing through players' legs is a fucking mess that must be fixed. I'm sick and tired of having insane Internet speeds, yet suffering a game that plays a full second behind an input. I want everybody at EA to fucking melt in a pile of lava.

25.11.23

This is the best SBC of the Year. I started playing this dude at CDM and he is significantly better there than Radioactive Kante. Gonna put a thousand on this savage.

03.01.24

Weekend League is officially pointless if you're dealing with high ping due to being far away from a server. My players just stand around, take a full second to get the ball out of their feet. Zero chance to ever be competitive if you're rocking 30+ ms of ping.

14.10.23

Gameplay's back to FIFA 23 standards. Passing at times is a pure fucking gamble, no matter the precision of your input.

12.10.23

absolutely fucking not. Genuinely one of the worst games of all-time. This is a game for addicts (myself included), not for those who want a good experience.

18.12.23

Compare this card to Jude's POTM SBC (that will cost well over 600k) and tell me that this for 150k isn't a total fucking steal.

31.10.23

Little dick energy. What the fuck does it matter to you who someone decides to use in game? Grow up, ya nancy.

02.11.23

Never in my life have I endured such bullshit that is EA FC 24. I can say with zero hesitation that this is the worst game ever. Just a completely broken mess.

16.01.24

This game is the laggiest piece of shit I've ever played in my entire life. Just fucking despicable gameplay 24/7.

08.11.23

Crazy to me that people haven't woken up and walked away from this game. Easily the worst game of all-time, and EA's scummy ethics and this absurdly toxic community are, for me, the frozen piss icing on a shit cake. Fuck this game, fuck your fat mom if you defend it, and, all of you, can, right now, go rot in fucking hell.

03.02.24

This game fucking sucks. My players just do deep knee bends all game instead of making simple passes. Bottom barrel game, everyone at EA deserves to be unsubscribed from life.

28.11.23

I just had a 15 second pause into speed up lag, while rocking gig speeds, hardwired, on a series X. I genuinely hope that whomever is in charge of this game gets hard-core AIDS and fucking dies in a week.

10.11.23

1.) Stop watching every single cut scene. 2.) Your six bounce goal doesn't warrant a celebration. 3.) Fuck off.

15.01.24

He's not Messi,ya clown. Run fast, body fuckers, pick a corner. Just because he doesn't work for you, doesn't mean he's not good.

19.01.24

Major skill issue. Even his 81 is usable.

06.11.23

Absolute steal at this price. Guy is better than most cards that are double the value.

29.09.23

I hope somebody crashes EA's next work party and starts heaving full bottles of beer straight into their windpipes.

15.12.23

Do yourself a favor and delete the companion app. Not a single thing works. Screw EA.

15.10.23

Jesus, the amount of baby dicks in this community is fucking staggering. I would say 4/5 games in division two are against teams running a five back with 71 depth, all 10 men set to come back on defense. Do you guys just wake up and say, "I'm gonna be the biggest piece of shit in the world today?"

22.11.23

Better than these that I've tried: Davies, RTTK Acuna, Rolfo, EVO Malacia, TB Robertson. If you play the 4321 with your LB set to overlap, this dude's your best option. Fantastic dribbling, pace and passing, somehow has a rocket of a finish to boot. Bargain.

25.10.23

He has rapid, you absolute potato - which is one of the best playstyles for a striker with basically 99 pace on hunter. Stfu, drink your mommy's breast milk and take your hangry little nap. Let the men do the thinking.

26.10.23

This game is absolutely atrocious in heavy gameplay. Constant pressure tactics will destroy anyone who doesn't live on top of a server.

27.09.23

Replacing Gold Rashy in January?! Real shocker.

04.01.24

This game is an embarrassment. Rocking godly d/load and u/load speeds while being hardwired, yet have horrendous ping that constantly fluctuates in game. I hope everyone in this company dies from AIDS.

09.01.24

Game makes little to zero sense. I'm guilty of constantly flipping my team to try new cards, and I can state with full gusto that this GOAT is way better than his paltry price tag. Best "budget" card in the game, and it's not even close.

27.10.23

This pack weight is gonna make casuals (even grinders) leave this game real fucking fast. Got absolute bare minimum in the 100 Goal Centurion Milestone. Nothing over the guaranteed. Not even watching pack openings these days. Shit gameplay, too. Game's in a rapid decline.

05.11.23

Gonna need a win now. Castle up 1-0.

13.12.23

I'm not one to scream for compensation, but missing out on D3 Rivals rewards because I can't get a fucking game is a massive oversight, and we the community deserve compensation in some form or another. Not to mention I also can't load qualifiers, so might miss out on Champs. We're talking a huge fucking power shift for those affected.

18.10.23

Gotta be one of the worst SBC's I've ever seen.

27.01.24

Fuck chip shot, but you're on some shit if you don't like trivela. With his shooting stats, goals now fly in from literally everywhere on the pitch. Get this dude to 89 and he's easily the best budget baller ST around.

06.12.23

I know I say this all the time, but this is undoubtedly the worst video game in the history of time. I have not yielded a legitimate goal today. Every single fucking one was a tackle that I made that went directly back to the opposing attacker.

16.12.23

100k card masquerading around as 500k. What bozo pays this price? Deserves to absolutely fucking plummet.

08.11.23

Benched the shit out of Griezmann. This EVO Felix is a fucking gem. Ppl gonna regret not doing this card when it progresses.

05.11.23

The juggernaut of FC 24. Takes a minute to get moving, but once he's at speed there ain't no stopping him.

03.12.23

Fun card, but 99 dribbling and still clunkier than every female card in the game. EA has ruined stats - the information tab is vastly more pertinent.

26.12.23

Jesus Fucking Christ, the passing in this game is an abomination. Using controller inlay and can confirm that almost half of my passes go astray of target. Genuine dog shit of a game.

16.01.24

Gonna make a run at this guy, fail miserably, then delete the game. Sick ass Div 10 mentality.

28.11.23

Are you guys getting some weird, choppy gameplay? My shit is stuttering left and right, and there's no reason for it to when I'm rocking a 280 Hz refresh rate on a fucking monitor.

21.12.23

Worth doing simply for the free kicks. Just point and shoot, and that's where it's headed.

30.09.23

Nobody with an IQ over 20 uses a fuckingpowerhouse.

29.09.23

I don't get to see French ball very often, but I can say without a doubt that this motherfucker is one of the worst "good" footballers that I have seen in recent memory. His first touch is dog shit, he can't finish anything, he's always out of position and is constantlylosing the ball. How the fuck this guy did well in the World Cup is absolutely a testament to all the great French players around him, not his actual skill level. BANG AVERAGE.

13.12.23

Yeah, he's cracked. Always up in people's business, rarely misses a tackle, wins every header. Not once have I found myself in the position to be outpaced. Lengthy makes his pace seem significantly higher. Can't imagine this pricetag will do anything but float.

28.10.23

Stoked we got the bronze upgrade - Super fucking useful. What a bunch of floppy dildos.

16.10.23

Easily the most dda in gaming history. 95% of goals yielded involve multiple bounce backs. Also love seeing Luke Shaw just fucking batter Thierry Henry. Super realistic game. Refund coming.

10.10.23

This is the worst fucking game of all time. The online gameplay is absolutely worse than the technology had 30 fucking years ago.

01.01.24

Our sweet ass EA FC 24 app is back to crashing with every blow of the wind. What a fucking juggernaut of gaming, these Canadian clowndicks.

23.11.23

Learn your history, pal. Nobody to blame for the word "soccer" but your yellow teeth brethren.

22.10.23

Football has a real problem. These red cards and penalties being under constant scrutiny are all shit. The majority of games are now decided by infractions that occur from natural movement. Just march out a bunch of robots and ditch the human element of real ball.

08.11.23

Tell me you're stupid without telling me.

08.10.23

You're just another indictment on the retardedfucking levels of your entire generation, you fucking scumbag.

16.12.23

Your Mom cuts you out of photos. The shame of her sharing space with her failed abortion of a son is just too much. Got nip you the fuck out

09.11.23

This never matters, dude. I for one would rather take a shot at CR7 than the .000000000000000001 % chance of packing one of those Icons.

25.10.23

The community has once again destroyed this game. The meta now is drop back, put 11 behind the ball with sub 30 width. The whole game is passing around the edge of the box.

10.10.23

I have no choice but to just uninstall this game and never fucking pla again. It sucks that I live in California and always connect to a server that is 2500 miles away from me, but this fucking two seconds of lag is ridiculous. I hope everybody at EA fucking dies tonight in a fire.

03.12.23

This gameplay is fucking heavvvvvvy.

04.10.23