MysteryBossMan

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18.03.21
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MysteryBossMan commented on Juan David Cabal (85)
The biggest takeaway from this game is that it's incredibly boring - I never look forward to grinding this game. I hope it **** in my lifetime.
06.11.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Ona Batlle Pascual (87)
Rather have Trinity Rodman and keep the 60k in fodder.
04.11.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Edna Imade (85)
Congratulations, you're the millionth person to say this, and nobody gives a ****. The slowed power curve is a **** joke. All it does is feed the whales and screw those smart enough not to spend money on this disaster game. ****.
03.11.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Kylian Mbappé (92)
If you see this card, take all four pauses, dashboard, send message of hate and that his/her family **** in a fire, block so they can't respond. BDE.
31.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
Hope you're right. EA hasn't been smart with SBC's thus far.
31.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
The tone deaf and mentally disabled lot at EA will make this SBC 400k+.
30.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Ladislav Krejčí (85)
Wouldn't be happy with this card in early access. Season 2 winding up to be another EA clunker.
30.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Micky van de Ven (84)
This guy is unfair. Just had my entire rectum shoved up into my throat by this hyper white masterpiece.
30.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
Playing this game from 3PM-10PM is such a **** show.
30.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Tidiam Gomis (68)
All I know is that this patch has added a full second of input lag to my gameplay. Passing, shooting and right stick switching are a full-on nightmare. If they don't revert to the more fluid gameplay we once had, I'm not touching Season 2.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Tidiam Gomis (68)
Hands-down, the single worst game in video game history
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Micky van de Ven (84)
So tired of playing this game already. Constantly shifting meadows that get worse by the week, the worst servers in the history of time, and a community that refuses to actually play a video game. Uninstall, eat a dick all of you.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jean-Mattéo Bahoya (85)
This is the worst gameplay I've ever had in a video game.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Alphonse Areola (77)
Haven't played a single person today in division two rivals who actively defense. Everybody has got their entire team dragged back into the box and they let the computer AI defend.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Timothée Pembélé (70)
Absolute trash game. I love how when I'm waxing the **** out of somebody that I hit the post 17 times in the first half to keep it close.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Karim Benzema (86)
Crazy how bad these servers perform. God tier setup and always fu**ing with ping in the 30's and 40's. EA can eat my toasty shits.
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Daizen Maeda (79)
Without a doubt, the best part of this game is dashboarding in the menus of rush on some jackasswho doesn'tfill a single **** objective or an Evo
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Karim Benzema (86)
Seriously, how the **** do any of you even win a single game and division 10 based off what I see in every rush game?
29.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
Win ball, distribute ball. If you're not trying to make him prime Messi, he's likely the best (or one of) at all of the above.
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Leny Yoro (86)
Him, easy. And I've tried Saliba, too. Leny is everywhere and so silky. He's the only CB I've used who doesn't make stupid mistakes.
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Leny Yoro (86)
Haven't tried any of the meta icons or heroes, but this guy is clear of everybody else.
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Micky van de Ven (82)
Missing sitters and hitting the post all the damn time. Wonder what will be broke tomorrow...
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Theo Hernández (84)
Hopefully everyone here took EA's in game survey and **** destroyed this disaster of a game. I bent them over a barrel and showed them the 50 states.
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Karim Benzema (86)
Squad Battles is less fun than swallowing a grenade. Anything Legendary and above is an exercise in chasing the AI around for 90 Minutes. **** boring ass game.
28.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
Thought he was decent as a CDM, but really shines as the central CM in a 451(2) on a DLP++.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Yannick Carrasco (85)
Trash card for trash people from Trashville.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Leny Yoro (86)
Lenny is an absolute unit with goddamn spider legs and a 10 inch ****.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Nicholas Williams Arthuer (86)
The only community dumb enough to confuse intentional input lag with "better gameplay." If you're under DIV 4, leave your weak ass opinions with the soft tears in your pillow.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Paul Pogba (86)
The worst game in history.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Tijjani Reijnders (86)
The worst game in history.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Eduardo Camavinga (83)
The worst game in history.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Phil Foden (87)
Absolutely not. It is a horrendous title and just as bad - if not worse - than 25. Keep a wide berth.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Phil Foden (87)
Someone very close to me had heart surgery recently, so I was out of this game for five or six days, and I have to say that this is some of the worst FC I have ever seen. Trapping passing and dribbling are right back to FC 25 levels and all you have to do is either press the **** out of somebody or sit back with 10 people in the entire game is in your hands. This game **** sucks now.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Andy Pembélé (62)
This game is a nightmare. Trapping and passing are so **** delayed and result in so many turnovers. I will not play a serious **** game of EAFC 26 until they revert this patch.
27.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Phil Foden (87)
His Gold was shockingly poor. Can't imagine this isn't anything but a big Nothing Burger.
26.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jude Bellingham (90)
Thought about it until you were dumb enough to compare this nobody to three of the greatest players in football history. Clown.
26.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jude Bellingham (90)
Guler is the most overrated card in the game. I don't even sub his ass on.
26.10.25
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26.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Paul Pogba (86)
Anyone who uses an Artist in October is on the spectrum.
26.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jordi Alba Ramos (88)
Guarantee that one day we get an EVO that allows this horsecock to play CM. When that day comes, the combination of his attributes, small body type and Tiki Taka + will make this dude a monster.
26.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
CDM's float too high anyway, so guarantee he is involved in these positions.
25.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
Anybody with a legit review? On paper, his price doesn't seem to justify moving off of World Superstars Mainoo and my multiple EVO'd Camavinga. Statistically they're all very similar. Cama is 4/4 with all of the best roles, Mainoo more fluid on the ball, both also likely eligible for multiple EVO's before Sergio. I have plenty of coins/fodder, but is this dude really worth 450k just for Tiki Taka?
25.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Paul Pogba (86)
The only thing this patch has exposed is how **** bad this game is - we're right back to FC 25 levels of response time. Glitched animations and excessive input lag are rife in every match.
24.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sakina Karchaoui (88)
Would give a nut to...yeah, nevermind. I just wanna give the nut.
24.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Frenkie de Jong (87)
No longer view this game as playable. Passing is still atrocious, input lag has doubled, odd glitches and failed animations decide the majority of outcomes. This game is truly awful.
24.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana (89)
I wish the people at EA were smart enough to know that I don't need a bounty for champs points when I qualified four days ago. But that's a big ask from a small company.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Aitana Bonmatí Conca (91)
Idk man. Patch feels the same, but with more input lag. Game is definitely trending downward.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jérémy Doku (80)
Patch, per usual, has turned this game into a crash fest. EA is legitimately the worst company in history.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jérémy Doku (80)
Somebody Pump and Dump this ****'s whale of a sister.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
Because the only reason she went down is because panic sellers have tiny cocks. She is a literal God on the field.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
EA is the best in the world at finding new lows.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
And Mainoo's pace and OVR are low enough to perhaps see an EVO relatively soon. I think an EVO'd Mainoo will be a better card...
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
The upcoming patch will destroy the game. All we needed was improved defensive AI (basically just the tracking of certain runs) and improved AI on kickoffs and corners. The outcome of reducing R1 dribbling speed while increasing jockey/jockey sprint will be nothing short of a disaster. Prepare yourselves for some of the worst ball in gaming history.
23.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
You guys are all so **** dumb, all of you. Golds always depreciate over time, unless an Evo puts one in demand. There's no **** witchcraft at play here, this is how it's been FOREVER. Get your ignorant teenage brains in the game.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Hugo Ekitiké (86)
This guy makes Isak look like a Beer Leaguer
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
You're 110% correct, but FIFA is full of glazers and subhuman troglodytes.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Harry Maguire (83)
This is legitimately the worst TOTW I've seen in 10 years of ultimate team.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
Then go compare it to Rodri and tell yourself a tiny bit of pace is worth 375k. See how easy that was?
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
This game is a horrendous piece of dog ****
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan disliked Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Rush (87)
This is what you get for being stupid.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sergio Busquets Burgos (88)
EA has made destroying SBC's an art. This is so **** tone deaf, per usual. Good defending and passing, but average playstyles, will be clunky af, 3/3, forced to run MLS or Soain-heavy for chem, and insanely overpriced. I hate these clowns at EA.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Seger (90)
Matchmaking is down. Haven't found a game for over 30 minutes
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Vinícius José de Oliveira Júnior (89)
Delay, for the thousandth year in a row, is a massive problem. LB/RB runs are crazy late to respond, passes are utter dog **** and seemingly random in power, it takes a full second to get out of jockey.
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
I'm convinced every player in rush isn't even good enough to get silver 1 squad battle rewards and has never won a game in division 10
22.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Viktor Gyökeres (87)
Ahh yes, the over-purchasing of a player who performed well in a game. Dumbasses, all of you.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Can Uzun (85)
Sure pal. You're really in-tune with this do-anything-to-win playerbase. Dumbass.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Can Uzun (85)
If you're even considering the other card over this one, get your damn head checked.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Santiago Giménez (85)
Trainer is broken. I only use it for indicated runs, but that's a big loss and absolutely affects gameplay.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Frenkie de Jong (87)
Squad Battles legendary and up are such a **** slog. These bozos rather pass around the back - perfectly, and without any mistakes -for 90 minutes versus generating an attack. Boring af game mode that used to be great for the extra grind.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Viktor Gyökeres (87)
You clearly haven't used Sophia Wilson. She's seventy five times better than this truck.
21.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
Coin counting is for DIV 10 players who aren't good enough to get their coins back in WL.
20.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
EVO'd her into purple ice (season ladder + blur ice - looks ****), 'cause when you're the GOAT, coins don't mean ****.
20.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
I legit think passing is broken. I just played a squad battle game on legendary and every time I tapped the pass button it would skip the person closest to me and go to somebody else. Every single time.
20.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jack Grealish (85)
I feel like gameplay has gotten slightly better over thelast few days, but the power and direction of passing is still so bad. At least twice per game I tap the pass button and it goes 50 yards across the field, always resulting in a counter attack that can shift the tide of a game. Gotta fix this.
20.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Cole (87)
EA are either destroying EVO's on purpose, or they're their traditionally foolish selves. 90% of these EVO's wouldn't apply to day one squads. Slower power curve has made a stale **** game.
19.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Dean Huijsen (85)
I mean, just get Militao. Shitty card.
18.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Rosemonde Kouassi (83)
Hilarious that this card is cheap. She is on par with Vini
18.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
The best player in the game. 12-3, 500k In rewards because of her. Her shot power is 250.
18.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
**** this guy. He had every chance to be good, and he will eventually let down Barca. Always late, lazy in practice, primadonna. This dude is the prime example of what not to be if you have any talent
18.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Leny Yoro (86)
Game is so bad that you can be up six goals in the first half and people don't rage quit
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
If you don't have Mbappe or one of the best icons in the game, the answer is always Sophia. She is BY FAR the best striker in the game under 2M.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on João Pedro Junqueira de Jesus (86)
I have a quick solve for all this games problems: do not let anybody under the age of 18 play this game. The community would improve tenfold, and the servers would have way less overall load.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jude Bellingham (90)
I pulled this guy in early access and absolutely loved him for the first three weeks, but now he's always out of position and so goddamn sluggish on the ball. He is example one of why this game is falling apart.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Marcus Rashford (80)
Actually uninstalled. Passes are so bad. Anytime I simply tap pass, the ball goes 40 yards. Here's hoping someone bombs EA headquarters .
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Rosemonde Kouassi (83)
I am a dumb **** and regret my statement. You are all correct, she can add finesse.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Mary Alice Vignola (85)
This card is basically Theo, perhaps even a bit more of a physical presence. If you're smart enough to own Sophia Wilson, this card is a great way to improve both your team and your chem.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Rosemonde Kouassi (83)
This is bad info, don't listen to him. It clearly states that because she already has four playstyles, finesse + won't be applied. This bozo likely wasted the playstyle without realizing it.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Sophia Wilson (88)
Holy balls, this card is wild as ****. A male from the Prem with this in-game ability would be a mill +. Fully a **** demon.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Salma Celeste Paralluelo Ayingono (84)
Kept her over Pina, that's for sure.
17.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
I wish one of these EA cuck streamers would address how bad the gameplayhas become, particularly the ridiculous amount of bounce backs that decide nearly every game.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Salma Celeste Paralluelo Ayingono (84)
Hated her until I played her as a lone striker. Now she's ON THE TEAM.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jordi Alba Ramos (84)
Go to shop, add FC points, spam packs. But really, you can just drag nine defenders into your box and, when you eventually win possession, drill a low driven pass to your striker, wiggle twice until the CB has a seizure, take your "quality" goal. This will work clear until DIV 5.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Jordi Alba Ramos (84)
Does anybody actually do any **** work at electronic arts? Why are we getting spammed with 82 overall Evo's when even people who have had the game for 20 minutes are not interested in that garbage content?
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Croix Bethune (85)
I'm an American, but Jesus **** Christ, I'm tired of seeing American cards. We are a B rate **** soccer country full of fat, occluded heart artery fucknuts. How about drop something that **** matters
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Arda Güler (86)
Skill issue, sure, but this guy has been one of the worst players that I have used this year. I literally play Oscar Bob's ratings reloaded card at Cam and he is 65 times better.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana (89)
Hands-downthe worst community and worst game in the history of all of gaming. Nine people in the box, drill a ball to your striker. Call it football knowledge.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Frenkie de Jong (87)
EA is so full of ****. I grinded rivals all day today, and I saw more bounce backs over the last five hours than I have seen over my entire history playing FIFA, and this goes back 15+years. I can rightfully say that this is likely the worst Meta I have ever seen, and that gameplay is right back to FC 25 levels.More people with voices in this community need to stand the **** up and boycott this product. These motherfuckers are not anything besides the highest level of liars. Stop sucking up to their pretendimprovements to gameplay, and see these fuckers for what they are.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Claudia Pina Medina (86)
Find me one respectable Mexican in the entire world.
16.10.25
MysteryBossMan commented on Florian Thauvin (86)
I don't see how one can rightfully look at promotion games as anything other than scripted or rigged. I'm on the cusp of getting into division two (yeah, I know I'm not that good) and I can't get a game under 50 ms of ping when I regularly hover between 15 and 30. Am I just supposed to **** forget about it and play some other day?
15.10.25