EA FC TeamUSAFunchant - Profile

-4 is insanely harsh. -2 would have been fine. He wasn’t even that bad, just injured a lot

14.09.24

- Thomas Partey

14.09.24

34 pace bro youll never become usable 😭😭😭

14.09.24

Murillo to glory gonnna be crazy

14.09.24

This man is absolute mustard

14.09.24

78/79 for sure this is a disgrace honestly

14.09.24

ESAPA OSSSONGGGG TO GLORY

14.09.24

Back in FUT but no Abbott 😭

14.09.24

I wonder if his Forest card will even be in packs

14.09.24

St position but no rb is so weird 😂 That first golden glow evo with him and Esapa Osong tho. Abbott should have been in FUT over Back

14.09.24

Lmao this fatass is gonna spend 9 hours doing 27 93 rated teams

11.08.24

Who plays this game in august? Pahahaha I'm already on fc 25 brokies

08.08.24

HAHAHAHAHA EA SO FUNNY

07.08.24

- Pessi meatrider

27.07.24

I could easily do this sbc, I just cannot be arsed to submit 20 teams for a card in near August

27.07.24

Fekir for the Div10 kids who couldn't get his red

23.07.24

If you can't get 12 wins with a full French team you just suck lmaoooo can't win without copying 4321 tactics you bums

17.07.24

Haha no, I could never betray EA like that. I am their most loyal fan

17.07.24

I WILL be preordering ultimate edition + 70k FP for the first week of FC25 so I can get Kyky and Rapinoe Icon card before you fun merchants

17.07.24

He's not a sbc he's coming as objective for winning 12 games with a full French team

17.07.24

No thanks I'm using Megan Rapinoe to Griddy on the fun merchants. And yes. I use Weghorst Ronaldo and Haaland and spam whipped crosses all game long

16.07.24

Hello proud patriot

14.07.24

Spain are gonna destroy pengland and make all the rotten teeth smokers cry pahahahaha

14.07.24

Why does he not have a 4th playstyle?

10.07.24

Midnight content?

10.07.24

MARIO GOMEZ CLEARS THIS BUM

09.07.24

Cry more aerial plus 4321 merchants

06.07.24

Definitely haven't seen your dick in years underneath all your layers of fat, virgin

04.07.24

Not NEYMARS page

04.07.24

Gonna dunk on you 4321 users with King Pigeon. Little Debbie and Dinho lil bros

03.07.24

LAS VEGAS

03.07.24

GOL GOL GOL DE RAPHINHA

03.07.24

Cry Türkiye owns you all

02.07.24

Rapinoe is the best card in the game though! I love griddling with my queen against the 4321 bots

30.06.24

Give him 99 dribbling cowards

29.06.24

"Cheap" and "400k"

28.06.24

Your best midfielder is a Forest reject

27.06.24

I am putting Toffolo into the 86 max evo, letting him expire at level one and putting into the silver evo. Makes him 95 rated

26.06.24

IS THAT A **** NOTTINGHAM FOREST REFERENCE?????!!?!!!??

26.06.24

Glad I sniped him last night. Other cb options include an expensive Ruben Dias, or a slow **** one from October - a base Carvalho with like 73 strength Aaand I think that is literally it

26.06.24

I meant in FUT ****

26.06.24

why do Portugal have literally no attackers not named ronaldo

26.06.24

Portugal wl brudda

26.06.24

Portugal WL objective. I don't care about the game so I try these stupid challenges

26.06.24

At least we won our game, so again, cry more

25.06.24

Cry

25.06.24

YOU JUST YOU JUST GOT YOU JUST GOT CONCACAFDDDD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEY

25.06.24

Brandon Aguilera owns the entire country of VARzil

25.06.24

MUNOZ = COLOMBIAN CAPIRA

24.06.24

Really have dozens of elite cards for cheap but ea won't allow me to make semi usable players I actually want and every evo that does come out, comes with petty restrictions and caps and "nation req". Please make it make sense stupid Canucks :joy::joy:

23.06.24

Mexico were very fortunate especially with Jamaica's offside goal. Jamaica were also playing a USL goalkeeper. Gimenez was pocketed by Bernard and Pinnock

23.06.24

Salamon Rondon owns Hincapie cry more

23.06.24

Watch them take ages to boost him bcuz of the Argentina WL lmaooo

21.06.24

We don't care

19.06.24

Npc

19.06.24

I'm gonna attempt this bcuz it's something different then just copy pasting YouTube tactics like the rest of you bums (yes you, with your 4321s) I will use terribly small Argentinian boys in defence and probably get whooped but it's for the love of the game goddammit

19.06.24

How was that not a foul lol. Home teams always get bias

19.06.24

How do I understand every word you've said there

19.06.24

Gets praised for his attacking qualities but can't even do the basic cb stuff, his positioning is horrible and relies on his pace. Should just stick to LB bcuz he gets caught out so often. Genuinely the problem with modern day centre backs wanting to be involved higher up the pitch

19.06.24

Can't even defend himself from Romania never mind Russia :joy::joy:

17.06.24

I don't care about Putin either they're both imbeciles

17.06.24

Give Zelenskyy massively inflated transfer fees for weapons to **** Russians or Ukraine will retire!

17.06.24

Based

17.06.24

Bundassliga tax

16.06.24

Bro literally has the most perfect PS+ for a CDM. Imagine not doing him

16.06.24

WHY ARE ALL THE ENGLISH KEEPERS ASS BRUH IMMA CONCEDE EVERY SHOT TIME TO PLAY A 10 BACK BREXIT STYLE

14.06.24

What do we think lads (England OBJ) Ben White and Joe Gomez too small of a cb duo?

14.06.24

Right so this makes sense - people that want to take on a challenge with noticeably worse players than the usual “fat sweaty nolifers how dare you” - people that don’t take challenge on and continue to use their boring 4321 YouTube tactic team like every single other person “completely okay” Make it make sense retards

13.06.24

at least Drogba is relatively fun and a unique card and when you see the same formation EVERY game ofc you'd assume everyone runs the same thing. Big reason why the game is so dead this year.

11.06.24

You literally google tactics , legit robot haha

11.06.24

Yes. It's so fun to just hop into elite div and use like 6 of these random cards I was using Borja, Ndoye, Christensen, Skriniar, Ratiu, Diaz and the evos of Richarlison/Lozano/Sterling

11.06.24

Do you guys know how to use a single other formation other than what everyone else says is good ? **** sheep

11.06.24

Faced a guy spamming kick off lobs to him. I beat him and scored a hat trick with Miguel Borja whilst he subbed Drogba off after he missed a sitter twice from broken lobs. :R9: Who needs Drogba when you have Borja

11.06.24

Owns the funchants who go on YouTube and watch videos on the most meta formation and custom tactics, type of people to use full backs at cm bcuz they're fast. Spamming their analogs like a kid with ADHD after doing a line: yet they cry about some sense of realism :R9:

09.06.24

Pahaha I will griddy with this beast

08.06.24

Straight into the Forest pnp let's goooo

08.06.24

I will use him, Rapinoe in my attack this wl and griddy after every goal

06.06.24

Better than Pessi

06.06.24

I got no loss glitched, went 1-0 up, then all of a sudden my apparent connection went and I could Instantly log back into fut

31.05.24

Give an evo to my goat

27.05.24

Got this guy red from 11 wins ahahaha

25.05.24

GIVE ME EVOS OR I RETIRE

23.05.24

Diego Costa friendly will be crying for the next week when serie a tots comes out

23.05.24

If this was a serie a card you'd have been crying don't even lie

23.05.24

Serie a tots better be **** hype Give me a flashback Mkhi, giroud, Belotti and give me a red leao thank you

23.05.24

He's autistic

22.05.24

Div10s newest CM In a 4321

22.05.24

Fat ****

22.05.24

Imagine being too ass to get this card

19.05.24

Funchant detected . Bet you have a 4321 with one attacker at cm. And you definitely think full backs at cb is still insane

18.05.24

Ah yes, let's leave everyone with Mbappe and dembele but GOD FORBID i make Chris **** Wood semi usable stupid ****. Why is every evo so restrictive? And they're all stupid league capped or capped with no playstyle plus in MAY. **** this game

16.05.24

Father or assnal

15.05.24

Hello my brother USAFunchant 420

12.05.24

What's the mystery nation in objs?

11.05.24

Yes you do hence you're on futbin

11.05.24

Nope that's fully deserved for me being a loyal customer. I will spend £2000 on FC points today to thank EA

11.05.24

Pahahah I played to 11-0 and I got Dembouz and Kyky. Also got TOTY Messi so that's my attack for the rest of the game. Thanks EA!

11.05.24

Coming to your attackers this weekend. Havertz, Toure, Konate, Mukiele, tallest defence alive :R9:

03.05.24

Div10 card

03.05.24

Packed him and got De Bruyne red. That's my midfield set for the rest of the game

30.04.24

I will be there no matter what for Christiano Woodnaldo

02.01.24