Bro, no way Lalisa’s with you 💀 this is straight fanfic. You couldn’t even pull a bronze cheerleader, let alone a K-pop idol. Touch grass, div 10 storyteller.
Stories circulate that Archibald14 applied Engine chem style on Jota and called it “meta.” That moment alone placed him on Miguel’s permanent watchlist.
Some say Archibald14 drives a Golf mk4 with no hubcaps, parks it outside Maardu Maxima, and tells strangers he’s “the real Miguel.” He is not. He is fodder.
Lalisa? 100% still a virgin, bro. Moving like she’s saving the pen for the 120th minute of her life
lies
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