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I will always love you

04.03.23

Popular because he was spotted naked in the changing rooms with Joel Mumbongo

04.02.23

Green link to Joel Mumbongo

04.02.23

He's... he's gone...

30.01.23

Clear of Harry

30.01.23

Can any La Spezia fan give me a rundown on his style and ability, whether he'll fit into Arsenal's system or not etc?

21.01.23

My poem about beef strofanoff: She strogan me off till I beef, she beefin my stroganoff, she strogan my beef till I'm off. Thank you.

19.01.23

How lucky we talking?

17.01.23

He looks like Hansel from Zoolander

15.01.23

I would like some sangria

15.01.23

Am I the only one who sees these upgrades as +5s etc?

13.01.23

Ejaculated. On the ceiling.

13.01.23

So no Mumbongo TOTY?

11.01.23

14 downvotes is harsh, i laughed

10.01.23

You got me.

08.01.23

Poor man’s Joel Mumbongo

06.01.23

This is just a cheap means Joel Mumbongo

05.01.23

Him or Joel Mumbongo, having a really tough time trying to decide who plays CDM in my team

05.01.23

Nicest youngboy fan

05.01.23

Why is Gabriel Barbosa sat in the Brighton dugout?

31.12.22

Joel Mumbongo would have scored a double hat trick if Pep stuck him up top. Haaland could never

31.12.22

W rizz

31.12.22

Do we think he could tackle Joel Mumbongo?

31.12.22

Pearson out

31.12.22

How dare you.

31.12.22

Stop raging at champs, buy Joel Mumbongo, grab a pina colada and play some mystery ball. It’ll change your life.

31.12.22

I kissed Mumbongo back in 2019

31.12.22

This card is fantastic, but why would you spank 600k on this guy when you can steal Joel Mumbongo for 200 coins?

31.12.22

What can I say, I am speaking the truth

31.12.22

Mumbongo, Mumbongo, I want to eat cream off his chest

31.12.22

If you like this card, you’ll love Joel Mumbongo

31.12.22

The Office reference

27.12.22

Fact is, Walter White (Messi) couldn’t have done it without me (Di Maria)

18.12.22

Today was a big day for people like us

18.12.22

I’m English and even I’m crying lmao

18.12.22

LMAOOOOOO Ronaldo couldn’t playmake like messi

18.12.22

He’s 93 in fifa, it’s a Futbin glitch

18.12.22

Valid opinion

16.12.22

Reminder that The Batman > every marvel film

16.12.22

Used the only finisher in my club on my nipples, no going back now

16.12.22

Was shaving and split my nuts. Is there any way for me to fix this, maybe with a chem style? Would an engine work?

16.12.22

Yes, my mate Gerald

15.12.22

Sign me up for it wherever it is

14.12.22

A great level*, trust me, I played under Conti at Chelsea and won the league that way

13.12.22

“Don’t know ball” as if FIFA gameplay is anything like real life football.

09.12.22

RIP JFK owners

09.12.22

Bro is 32 years old and using Futbin

06.12.22

Outfit i’m wearing today: socks £2. That’s it

01.12.22

I miss you Fama, come home to Bristol papi

25.11.22

I burnt my tip frying bacon, now i’ve got to go to work with a scabby willy. Why does this always happen to me?

23.11.22

This is great EA, truly, it’s a really nice card. But it’s not a 99 prime moments Han-Noah Massengo is it?

22.11.22

Got a new dog, should I call him Ben or Cash Shmunky?

22.11.22

I have returned.

22.11.22

Apologies guys, please continue the Massengo support. My life has become a downward spiral, I am deciding to end it.

02.06.22

I appreciate that bro, but the world won’t stop when it happens. Life goes on. I just don’t want it anymore.

02.06.22

Don’t have to ask me twice

02.06.22

More like 500

02.06.22

I have never been more alone in my life, I don’t see a way out, more than ever I understand what life is about. It’s like running uphill through endless quicksand, you can either give in to the inevitable or try to find a way out and fail. I’m fully coming to a realisation that this may be the end for me, I accept it now.

02.06.22

Can I join in

01.06.22

Son, stop calling people honey on a fifa app

31.05.22

Everyone has their own opinion, I guess if he’s not your specific type of striker it’s okay. However, for me he is absolutely unbelievable, responsiveness and on the ball aspects are perfect, his shooting is easily the best I’ve had this year and pressing is so easy because he never stops snapping at my opponents heels lmao

31.05.22

Kumalala or Savesta? Who’s winning next week?

29.05.22

Holy guacamole

29.05.22

ITS LA RATA ALADA, THIS RIDDLER STUPID OR SUMN?

28.05.22

I just quit a draft final and the game didn’t count? Wtf lmao, not complaining ofc

28.05.22

Dursun !!!

28.05.22

WLECOME MY SON

28.05.22

She’s a distant relative of Hamsik (source: Theo Walcott’s ballon d’or)

28.05.22

I just slept with my best friends crush, I feel so guilty rn you don’t even know bro. They’re neighbours, we had the windows open and she was way too loud, it filled the whole neighbourhood, so you can imagine that I was begging that nobody noticed. Unfortunately for me, my friend (I won’t mention his name) was in the garden chilling in the heat of the sun, I peaked out and could see how distraught he was, he’s liked her for as long as I can remember (she is fine ngl). Anyway, he saw me, he looked up and saw me, he’s shouting my name as we speak and has been for the last 10 minutes, bro I don’t know what to say. Should I reason with him, or should I say she came to me first? I have no idea. (Yes I had fun)

28.05.22

The return of the tellitubby

28.05.22

Worth the coins? Might buy him

28.05.22

I will k*ll your infant daughter

28.05.22

Slippin Jimmy

28.05.22

Slippin Jimmy

28.05.22

Cause Massengo isn’t playing in it

28.05.22

I didnt believe in scripting before last night, now I’m an advocate of anti scripting and anti EA in general. I’m not going to go into detail about what happened, but the gameplay was so against me that it’s hard to believe scripting isn’t real. Anyway, who’s hyped for Kumalala v Savesta III?

28.05.22

Like ventriloquist ones. I get that bro

28.05.22

Absolutely, just lost 2 games with 7 more xG than the other guy, I’m never usually this agitated after fifa games. But oh my god.

28.05.22

Nice EA, good job. But where is the Binley Mega Chippy kit sbc?

27.05.22

Bernardoo Shilv

27.05.22

DishonestRonaldoFan*

27.05.22

Clearly you weren’t with me and my buddy on the 4th of October 1993

27.05.22

Bro is kinda kumalala kumalala kumala savesta

27.05.22

Morbius (he is a marvel legend) was right, Pilates really do help (my English teacher does it, she’s so hot)

26.05.22

My goofy ahh uncle just urinated on my dad

25.05.22

He just like me fr

25.05.22

Petition for there to be an “end match” button when you go 4-0 up in squad battles

24.05.22

So do you remember when he

21.05.22

RIP Inform Locatelli owners

21.05.22

I like to get it over with tbh haha

21.05.22

Got shafted this weekend and rage sold my team, I think I’m just gonna leave the coins in my club and use untradeables for the rest of the game, maybe I won’t take fifa as seriously when I’m enjoying cards I wouldn’t usually use

21.05.22

Why is everybody trying so hard to quit at 0-0 this weekend lmao, just let me score instead of trying to tackle me with all your brain capacity just so you can boot the ball out and ensure I don’t get an ounce of happiness

21.05.22

A 94 Fekir with the possibility of skills/wf upgrades, I think 450k would be reasonable

18.05.22

If he does get a tots, it will likely be around 450-500k, causing this one to rise back to somewhere around 250k due to people realising they can’t afford the later card. I’d invest personally. I’d say medium risk.

17.05.22

Petition to upgrade all of Cruijf’s base cards by 3

17.05.22

The MLS is kinda entertaining though. (Not because the football is good and there is lots of atmosphere. It’s because the football is atrocious and the chants are hilariously awful)

15.05.22

The best striker to ever grace the Premier League (after Roberto Soldado)

15.05.22

France, Golf, Koln, in that order

14.05.22

France, Golf, Koln, in that order

14.05.22

France, Golf, Koln, in that order

14.05.22

Oh yeah bro wtf am I talking about

19.04.21

No they will have super league teams in it. EA owns the game, so as long as they get licensing to the super league (which they will) nothing will change, just a new league. So mendy will weak link to neymar etc.

19.04.21