EA FC OfficialDavidLuiz - Profile

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Antonín Kinský (72)

Green link to Joel Mumbongo

04.02.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Sang Hun Choo (57)

He's... he's gone...

30.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Celina Degen (76)

Clear of Harry

30.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Nawaf Al Harthi (59)

Can any La Spezia fan give me a rundown on his style and ability, whether he'll fit into Arsenal's system or not etc?

21.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Cyril Ngonge (73)

My poem about beef strofanoff: She strogan me off till I beef, she beefin my stroganoff, she strogan my beef till I'm off. Thank you.

19.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Viviana Villacorta (71)

He looks like Hansel from Zoolander

15.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Freja Siri Olofsson (73)

I would like some sangria

15.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Vivaldo Neto (73)

Am I the only one who sees these upgrades as +5s etc?

13.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Vivaldo Neto (73)

Ejaculated. On the ceiling.

13.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Salvador José Milhazes Agra (73)

So no Mumbongo TOTY?

11.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Alexandre Mendy (73)

14 downvotes is harsh, i laughed

10.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Andreia Martins Faria (73)

Poor man’s Joel Mumbongo

06.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Andreia Martins Faria (73)

Him or Joel Mumbongo, having a really tough time trying to decide who plays CDM in my team

05.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Jonas Lössl (73)

Nicest youngboy fan

05.01.23

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Robin Yalçın (67)

Why is Gabriel Barbosa sat in the Brighton dugout?

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Rodrigo Echeverría (74)

Joel Mumbongo would have scored a double hat trick if Pep stuck him up top. Haaland could never

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Henry Wingo (67)

W rizz

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Zhen Wei (67)

Do we think he could tackle Joel Mumbongo?

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Erik Wekesser (67)

Pearson out

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Henry Wingo (67)

Stop raging at champs, buy Joel Mumbongo, grab a pina colada and play some mystery ball. It’ll change your life.

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Gabby Provenzano (71)

I kissed Mumbongo back in 2019

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Erik Wekesser (67)

This card is fantastic, but why would you spank 600k on this guy when you can steal Joel Mumbongo for 200 coins?

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Gabby Provenzano (71)

What can I say, I am speaking the truth

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Gabby Provenzano (71)

Mumbongo, Mumbongo, I want to eat cream off his chest

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Henry Wingo (67)

If you like this card, you’ll love Joel Mumbongo

31.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Carlos Vivas (67)

The Office reference

27.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Roos van der Veen (71)

Fact is, Walter White (Messi) couldn’t have done it without me (Di Maria)

18.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Mattéo Tramoni (71)

Today was a big day for people like us

18.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Toni Borevković (72)

I’m English and even I’m crying lmao

18.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Élisabeth Tsé (71)

He’s 93 in fifa, it’s a Futbin glitch

18.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Márton Dárdai (71)

Valid opinion

16.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Márton Dárdai (71)

Reminder that The Batman > every marvel film

16.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Márton Dárdai (71)

Used the only finisher in my club on my nipples, no going back now

16.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Márton Dárdai (71)

Was shaving and split my nuts. Is there any way for me to fix this, maybe with a chem style? Would an engine work?

16.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Jens Toornstra (71)

A great level*, trust me, I played under Conti at Chelsea and won the league that way

13.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Leonai Souza de Almeida (71)

“Don’t know ball” as if FIFA gameplay is anything like real life football.

09.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Leonai Souza de Almeida (71)

RIP JFK owners

09.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Lisandro Martínez (84)

Outfit i’m wearing today: socks £2. That’s it

01.12.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Josh Tymon (70)

I miss you Fama, come home to Bristol papi

25.11.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Ji Sung Eom (72)

I burnt my tip frying bacon, now i’ve got to go to work with a scabby willy. Why does this always happen to me?

23.11.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Ji Sung Eom (72)

This is great EA, truly, it’s a really nice card. But it’s not a 99 prime moments Han-Noah Massengo is it?

22.11.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Jurgen Ekkelenkamp (72)

Got a new dog, should I call him Ben or Cash Shmunky?

22.11.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on Sang Hun Choo (57)

I have returned.

22.11.22

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on TOTW 30 Predictions article

Oh yeah bro wtf am I talking about

19.04.21

OfficialDavidLuiz commented on TOTW 30 Predictions article

No they will have super league teams in it. EA owns the game, so as long as they get licensing to the super league (which they will) nothing will change, just a new league. So mendy will weak link to neymar etc.

19.04.21