Player Review
89 - Normal
Yes lads. Im here today to talk about a player that i have in my squad. When you use buffon you feel like you have one of the best goalies in goal.... but you still dont feel safe. I have confirmed over month of testing that he has sope on his hands. imagine this. 90th minute. the score is 2-2 and it looks set to go to extra time, that bellend you play against launches the sloppyest sausage you have ever seen from the midfield line. By some miracle the ball passes through all your players and goes against buffon. the whole arena goes silent and buffon gets down on his knees to just stop it. then out of nowhere the butter from yesterdays breakfast is still on the gloves, and he manages make that ball just go through his legs and into the goal. you think that a 89 rated keeper only would have one bad side. but wait, there is more. Longshots. when the opponent shoots you better pray that he misses the goal. Because if the shot gets on goal buffon cant reach it. its like having a kindergardener in a 20 by 20 foot goal. no matter how bad that shot is it is still going to go in. but at the end of the day he is a decent keeper.
~can be good if he wants to
~good at one vs one
~ if you lucky he will save a long shoot for you
~kindergartner in 20 by 20 foot goal
~cares more about his retirement than stopping shots