Player Review
82 - IF
Are you the kind of Fifa player who likes his CM to stand out from the crowd? Not enough funds to purchase the likes of Fellaini? what about the likes of Shelvey?...wait!...yeah he's shit lol so why not go for a lookalike who can actually kick a ball. Look no further than Mr. Baldy himself Mooooooy. His technique is as ridiculous as his name sounds but be under no illusions people that just coz he looks like Shelvey, he plays like him too. No you come up against Mooy the only thing you'll be seeing is the back of his shiny head. He holds the ball up well as If the ball is his own twin. The ball is often glued to him so you'll struggle to identify if the ball is his head or the head is actually the ball. When he goes up for a header the opposing players don't know what to do because they confuse his head with the ball. This leaves your other players unmarked to score goal. All I can say about him is that he is Mooooy Bien.
Head looks like a football, players get confused
controls the midfield well
he ain't Shelvey
strong and powerful
Slow turning
Glare from his head sometimes hurts the eyes
plays for Huddersfield lolz