Player Review
95 - TOTS
This TOTS Icardi is quite possibly the best player I've ever used in any Fifa. His pace is faster than a fat child when he smells freshly made dinner. His finishing is unreal and I cant remember if he has missed a single shot thats how impactful he is. When you use this card your mind and body transcends the realm of humanity in order to visualize how sexual this card is. This card is more wet then your nan when Wheel of Fortune is about to come on. Pat Sajak aint got shit on this card. Icardi's dribbling is so fantastic its cuts through defenses like those guys with the katana swords that cut the shit out of water bottles and post the videos online. I swear to lord god this card will make you have a wet dream. If you don't score at least 4 goals a game you should sell your game.
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No flaws what so ever. This card is unfair.