Reviews

75 - IF

5.0

INCREDIBLE

By AFSCMeister, 08-08-2018

Okay, first of all, let me make one thing clear... This guys is like the R9 of left backs... in the JAPANESE LEAGUE!

Let's start with his pace: 84 definitely doesn't seem like a lot, but this guy runs faster than you after a night of drinking and madras curry! He will skin attackers like vicious bloody face (from AHS) and overtake defenders like a BMW driver on the M25 - to put it simply, sublime.

Shooting: 48 might be enough to put you off, sure he may not be able to finish chances, but his long shots? They are a work of art. Imagine Pogba and Ibra combined, you get Maruhashi.

Passing: 73 is an okay stat, not much to say here. One thing I will say is that this fella right here has the vision of Pirlo with the precision of Xabi Alonso.

Dribbling: 76 - he really does dribble like messi. Do not be fearful to take him on a run, this guy dribbles better than Stephen Hawkin when he's in deep sleep.

Defending: 68 - this is one of the best things this guy does. He is simply a UFO on the pitch, ready to abduct the ball from attackers' flimsy feet.

Physical: 60 - he may not be the strongest on paper, yet somehow he's been able to body attackers like Ibra and Lukaku like they're year 7's in a year 7 vs. year 11 match. The ref? He won't care. Why? Because this guy will bully everyone on the pitch so much that the ref will be scared himself.

All in all this guy is a bargain, an incredible player. Best of all, he's japanese and loves his Maru HASH. 420.

Everything

Nothing

Formation: 3421

Position: LWB

Games: 878

GPG: 11.39

APG: 21.45

5.0

Overall

4.5

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (10/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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