Player Review
84 - SIF
I Will.i.am Milkshakespeare is back for another review, this time i have moved on from my previous review on Leroy Fer and begun a journey to the deep depth of Mordor, in search of the best CDM.
I tried every cdm, Hell i've even tried Ucl Sanchez.
I packed Lala in a untradeable reward, little did i know i had found the key to victory, a golden god if you will.
This man stalks his prey like a serial killer, and he will eat people up better than Jeffrey Dahmer.
Fuck me and my shrimp piñata he is a god.
The reason for the name Lala is simple yet disturbing. Lala runs around on pitch singing his own name like a kid, whistling like Omar from The Wire. This puts the opponents at ease, then when they try to surpass him with a skill move or such... SHASYSISA!
decapitated.. straight up he kills, no heads up, no nothing. With an engine chemistry style he will runs around with bolt cutters chopping people heads off, i mean how is it legal?
as you can read I'm addicted to this card like your favorite comedian is to cocaine
This card gets me going like your dead nan. Dont waste him on a RB
“If you pocess Half of the intellect, that it takes to understand the symbolics in “This is America” then This review, must've impregnated you with the intention of buyin Lala, because there simply ain't no Killin This Kenny”
He is faster than the white arabian on steroids.
Lala runs faster than Donald Trump finger-fucks his own daughter
Lala got his hand so far down the opponents pussy you might as well call him Trump.
His name attracts pedofiles so dont get him too close to churches or Harvey Weinstein.
I can attest do that since i feel like a damn priest everytime i see this golden god.
His shot is more crooked than a teenage boys dick after his parents went on holiday without him, but that something you gotta live with, i know i did