Player Review

Pace: 10/10

Comparison: If Usain Bolt and Barry Allen had a kid

Literally floats brah. Like no joke floats, press RT 3/4 of the way down and he physically floats on the pitch like players on one of those old-school electronic football tables. Picture Van Dijk chasing down CR7 in the open field pace but 24/7, dude is more wired than Leo in Wolf of Wall Street.

Shooting: Green

Comparison: Steph Curry 3pt game

Fun fact, you dont need to time finesse to get a green times finish with this sniper, comes automatically, new trait those sick bastards at EA designed for a laugh. If you do time finesse and get green, you get the cut scene from Mario Super Strikers and a bar flashes across the screen. You time finesse the time finessed time finesse right and the ball rips a hole through the net and you get two goals (super helpful in Squad Battles).

Passing: 10/10

Comparison: You know that one pass you get in Sunday League that gets you thinking what could have been if you gave Football everything you could have? That but on every pass.

This Modric card only rocks bright green boots. Ascetically pleasing, yes, but they have a more practical function. The green boots camouflage the Mario Pipe EA programmed into his right foot. You pass with Modric and the ball goes through the Mario Pipe and directly onto the foot of your teammate (probably not youre desired teammate, probably a teammate on the other side of the pitch. EA is still working on that minor mechanic).

Dribling: Yes

Comparison: World famous Harlem Globetrotter Ant "The Ant" Atkinson meets And1 mixtape legend Phillip Champion A.K.A. Hot Sauce

This cards dribbling is bananaland. Plain and simple. You name the skill move, he pulls it off smooth as silk. Burba spin, yep. La Croqueta, check. Drag Back/Ball Roll, you bet your sweet ass. The weird LB fake shot where you open your body and then somehow get a 10 yard speed boost, ummm yes please. Thats all the skill moves in the game im pretty sure. Better ball control than all of my Ex's put together. Reactions? hows 97 sound to ya Nep ya caveman.

Defending: 10/10

Comparison: Think Expecto Patronum effects on Dementors

"Pretty, pretty, pretty, good" 99 interceptions, 99 tackling, i can see a future in the NFL for Modric with stats like that. That 5'8 Croatian Sensation takes your lunch money, stuffs you in a locker, and steals your girl, all before the first half is even wrapped up.

Physical: 10/10

Comparison: Athleticism of Lebron James with the strength of 4xWorld Strongest Man Champion Magnus Ver Magnusson

Dont let the 77 strength fool you this man has Legendary Super Saiyan strength. Yea, you read that right, not Super Saiyan God strength, not Super Saiyan Rose level strength. Get that weak shit outta here, were talkin Legendary Super Saiyan strength. 99 stam god damn, this man could run Mo Farah into the ground. All you sweats out there, im talking RT all the way down, peddle to the metal, all game long, constant pressure for days.

* I used TOTY Modric for a first round draft exit and watched some YouTube videos on him so yea, i know what im talking about.