Player Review
91 - Halloween
I was having trouble getting on with Neymar, couldn't get him to work in the same team with Messi, Neymar, Mbappe, and Giggs in the attack...so I sold Neymar and Mbappe and brought in this absolute legend. I threw him straight into my team, no practice games, and O H M Y G O D W H A T A P L A Y E R. 30 games, 37 goals, 13 assists, 8.6 average rating, 11 Man of the Match awards. His interplay with Messi at CF below him was a dream. Best striker I've ever used? This may be the best player I've ever used. I was thinking I'd eventually try to bring in prime Larsson or Van Nistelrooy up top, but I can't see that happening now. His attack positioning and first touch is out of this world. Even with a marksman on him, he feels lightning fast. He's always moving around the box into the perfect spaces, takes a perfect first touch and follows up with a perfect, unstoppable shot. I kept forgetting he had four star skill moves because I never needed them; why beat players with skill when you can score from anywhere? I wish I kept track of his shot conversion ratio this weekend because it has to be close to 75% for me. He had almost double Mbappe's goal output for me last weekend. Might not win every contested header but he's so, so strong with the ball at his feet. I normally bring on a striker as one of my late subs in games I'm losing, but Aguero's lasts so long, even deep into extra time, so poor old PotM Josef Martinez may never see the pitch again.
I am never selling this beautiful f*cking card.
- GOALS
- GOALS
- GOALS
- POSITIONING
- GOALS
- GAOALS
- NNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
- GOAL
If you think this card has anything negative about it I will personally find you and we will settle our differences with violence and Scream Aguero will score his next hat trick using a ball fashioned with skin flayed from your corpse.