Player Review
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Why hello again, it’s HammerFan, definitely not the first time we’ve crossed paths on Futbin, but anyways, I’ve gotten many requests on what players I should review, but I will follow my own request, by reviewing the GOAT Sebastien Haller. Now first of all, how did I get the card? Well it started out on November 1st, 2020 at 5:20 Pm, just a pretty normal school night am I right, anyways I had just finished playing Rocket League for the night and I decided to do some sbcs on the Fut web app, there I opened a Rare Electrum players pack, little did I know that one pack would change my life.
I packed Sebastien Haller, so kinda weirdly I started screaming because of my FIRST OWNER Haller. Like, I know you may not believe my insane pack luck, but if any of you know me on Discord I can prove it to you. Damn and after that day I changed my Futbin profile pic to Haller and that’s where I got my distinctive profile picture, anyways enough storytelling, let’s get on with the review. Now to test if he was hot or not, I have to play a few rivals matches with my full West Ham team GOD SQUAD and I can confirm a few things.
Chem style: Marksman
Games played: 10
Pace: Honestly for me pace wasn’t a problem, I just had players feeding him crosses and then goals.
Shooting: He is really good, no GOD, 95 finishing with marksman and 99 with sniper! All you need is Haller and the shoot button to go 30-0. Better penalties than TOTY RONALDO! Holy crap he is a god.
Passing: I don’t want to say anything bad about him so that 75 vision is better than all those Japanese meta players you are using.
Dribbling: Now I can tell you this man can dribble, yeah nothing else to say here.
Defending: Better standing tackle than TOTY messi and Ronaldo, I think I know who I’m choosing over Van Dijk
Physical: He is very strong, like Akinfenwa level here, and more aggression than TOTY Mbappe confirms he’s the best striker in the world
BUY HIM NOW ONLY 2K COINS!
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Nothing for this beast