Player Review

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5.0

GOAT

By HammerFan, 30-04-2020

Why hello again, it’s HammerFan, definitely not the first time we’ve crossed paths on Futbin, but anyways, I’ve gotten many requests on what players I should review, but I will follow my own request, by reviewing the GOAT Sebastien Haller. Now first of all, how did I get the card? Well it started out on November 1st, 2020 at 5:20 Pm, just a pretty normal school night am I right, anyways I had just finished playing Rocket League for the night and I decided to do some sbcs on the Fut web app, there I opened a Rare Electrum players pack, little did I know that one pack would change my life.

I packed Sebastien Haller, so kinda weirdly I started screaming because of my FIRST OWNER Haller. Like, I know you may not believe my insane pack luck, but if any of you know me on Discord I can prove it to you. Damn and after that day I changed my Futbin profile pic to Haller and that’s where I got my distinctive profile picture, anyways enough storytelling, let’s get on with the review. Now to test if he was hot or not, I have to play a few rivals matches with my full West Ham team GOD SQUAD and I can confirm a few things.

Chem style: Marksman

Games played: 10

Pace: Honestly for me pace wasn’t a problem, I just had players feeding him crosses and then goals.

Shooting: He is really good, no GOD, 95 finishing with marksman and 99 with sniper! All you need is Haller and the shoot button to go 30-0. Better penalties than TOTY RONALDO! Holy crap he is a god.

Passing: I don’t want to say anything bad about him so that 75 vision is better than all those Japanese meta players you are using.

Dribbling: Now I can tell you this man can dribble, yeah nothing else to say here.

Defending: Better standing tackle than TOTY messi and Ronaldo, I think I know who I’m choosing over Van Dijk

Physical: He is very strong, like Akinfenwa level here, and more aggression than TOTY Mbappe confirms he’s the best striker in the world

BUY HIM NOW ONLY 2K COINS!

I hope you guys like my review of this Goat, if you guys want to give it an upvote, share, or comment! Feel free to!

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Shooting

Passing

Pace

Dribbling

Defending

Physical

Goalkeeper

Everything

Nothing for this beast

Formation: 4231

Position: ST

Games: 10

GPG: 1.00

APG: 0.30

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

4.0

Stamina

Pace (8/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (7/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (6/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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