Player Review
87 - OTW
This is a story about two young boys, connecting, finding love, in dire gameplay times...
It was the beginning of FUT 18.
A young swedish boy (25 yr old mobile game developer) had just set out on his road to glory, but things were really not going well. His wins was few, and far between, as he had yet to figure out the meta mechanics of this, the latest install of his beloved game.
Suddenly, luck had struck! He had packed an inform! Maybe he could sell it, make some money, and finally buy that Bakayoko, or whatever the experts had told him to be the meta that week.
But, it turned out that this discard priced, 81-rated little card was untradeable. What was he to do now? He had very little hope in the young french player, he would eventually position as a striker in his squad that day.
That special day, back in the fall of 2017, was the beginning of a very strong, three year, still ongoing, love affair between the two boys.
Needless to say, the young frenchman turned to be a true giver. For months and months, the two roamed the Weekend leagues together, dishing out hundreds, if not thousands of lethal low-driven and outside-of-the-box placement shots together.
The next year, they would meet again, in the exact same way! Untradeable, both in-game and in-heart, the boys once again would join forces throughout FUT 19. As things turned out, only with the introduction of Dad (Flashback Ibrahimovic), would Ben get some rest from the starting lineup that year, as he was just as amazing that year too.
Sadly, in the summer of 2019, the young swedish boy received some sad news...
Ben had been picked up to an 83 for this years FUT ;( Others wanted Ben just as much, he had always been available for cheap, as a gold card at least, but now he was going to be expensive, and pack luck being pack luck, the chances of packing a, still non-existent Ben inform three years in a row, is slim to say the least.
The beginnings of FUT 20 meant a lot of tearful nights in the young mans apartment, as it seemed the attribute "clonky" had been applied to all strikers under the price of 500k. The boy was yet again in dire straits. But wait, what is this?! Wissam Ben Yedder, 83-rated OTW, lists at 105k??? The sudden realization made him cry even more, but these tears were tears of joy. The boys would be able to get together one more year...
And, to get to the review-part of this review, of course. He is the Beastmaster this year as well, I personally would say that he is better than ever, this year, it seems as though his defensive workrate, even though it makes the little guy tired (before any upgrades ofc), makes for him to develop into his final stage, he is now Dad, dad of all of the field, opponents have serious problems passing the ball between CBs, he´s just there, always, cutting every friggin passing lane on the field, I think half of my goals so far with him has been interceptions..
I dont need to say much more, those who knows, knows, I hope not too many people will find this review, as he has apparently risen to god-level instinctive meta-perfection this year. Idk, it says he has 69 long shots, yesterday I rammed in a long shot from the middle of the opponents half, with ease, he is just disgusting, cheat code, all of that, all the time, this year. Use hunter for 99 Speed. Thank you.
-Best attacking player in-game.
-Breaking up defensive build-up play (new feature for this year)
-Now links to Ney-Ney and Mbappster (new feature for this year)
Length. Would need a leg-extension procedure performed to fix, which I don´t think would turn out well IRL.