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THIS GUY IS SUCH A HIDDEN GEM! THIS CARD ONLY COSTS 500 COINS AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET! WITH HIS LONG LEGS EN BEAUTIFUL HAIRS IS HE SUCH A META PLAYER! BUY HIM FAST, BEFORE HIS PRICE WILL GO UP TO 550 COINS!
LONG LEGS
ONLY 500 COINS
BEAUTIFUL HAIR
CAN GIVE ASSISTS
HAS THE BEST HEADERS OF THE GAME
LINKS FROM HIS LEAGUE
LINKS TO BRAM VAN POLEN AND ERWIN MULDER
ABSOLUTELY NONE FOR THIS HIDDEN BEAST
Just buy him. He is better than prime R9 or Eusébio prime moments. If you play VVD you can sell him cause this player is a freakin beast.
Btw: Listen to World Diggson
Pace 10/10
Defending 11/10
Physical 130/10
Shooting could be a bit better but feels like 80
Passing is the same thing like dribbling
So I decided to pick this man up as I saw a lot of hype around him, reviews were positive and I thought I finally had my ideal partner for van Dijk. Unfortunately, I had to use icons to link him in, the first of many disadvantages. Trust me, many.
Pace- Horrible. Takes him about 5 years to even realise the ball is passing him. I tried the shadow chem but it didn't work. I remember once trying Giroud as a CB for a meme and make no mistake about it, he would blitz Jansen and leave him in a path of his own sweat.
Shooting- Not even worth discussing. More chance of the world ending next Thursday than this guy getting a shot on target.
Passing- Horrible
Dribbling- Genuinely laughable. Falls over his own feet, and hair. Probably gets in his way.
Defending- Largely irrelevant, couldn't catch a tortoise.
Physical- He's 6'4, but he showed me all the strength of a baby Bernard. Weak in tackles and just generally, awful physically. Lasts about 30 minutes before I need to sub him off. Stop trying to tell me this guy is even better than Mustafi. Back to Maldini 92 I guess.
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No
Slow
Can't Shoot
Can't Pass
Dribbling is just....LMAO
Terrible Defensively
Weak
Bad In Aerial Situations.