Player Review
92 - Icon Moment
Only 3 players have made me enjoy champs this year. Inform ASM, Freeze ASM and Moments Nedved (I am a Newcastle fan). This man is such a good striker that I would suck his card off if I could. He only has 4 star skills but he makes Virgil Van Dijk look like Virgin Van Dijk. The power on his shots put Nagasaki and Hiroshima to shame. He has replaced his legs with either springs or rockets, as he towers over defenders and goalkeepers. He swats away players like prime Maldini like pesky flies around his afternoon picnic. Once this man hits a driven shot, it is a legal requirement for all players to remain at least 15m away from the ball to avoid disintegrating. For what you get in terms of value, this man is more cost effective than investing in solar energy in the Gobi Desert. He makes Gomez look like the victim of a murder caused the being placed in a meat grinder. I feel sorry for my opponents the minute they ready up... Marko has more snipe kills than Faze and Optic combined, he will shoot and kill from anywhere you desire. He literally eats opponents brains for his dinner. What he does to defenders is illegal in 197 countries, and to goalkeepers, 198. Today, I played against Gullit, Kante, and Matheus. Nedved stood there, like Gandalf in front of three Balrogs, and you know what he said? He said, 'I shall pass'. I came up against many inform Popes this weekend and what did Nedved do? Sent them all back to the Vatican like they were religious pilgrim's.
Pace
Shooting
Physical
Dribbling
Shot power
Heading
Virgin Making
Making Opponents wish they hadn't played champs
Stamina
4 Star skills could be 5 star