Reviews

96 - TOTS

5.0

CRACKED CARD

By robertshepherd389, 30-04-2021

This guy is cracked. I got him early release today before he has been properly released and let me just say, he loves the edge of the 18-yard box. Anything you finesse will go in, and he can even put a tackle in. His dribbling stats are cracked

Pace

Passing

Shooting

Defending

None except this card would be worth 11m if it had 5*5*

Formation: 442

Position: CM

Games: 10

GPG: 1.70

APG: 1.20

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

4.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (7/10)

Physicality (9/10)

5.0

HAVE MY KIDS BRUNO LAD

By GGMU057, 02-05-2021

People are always saying to use the players you love irl. So when I happened to pack a tots of one of my favorite players on my favorite team, I was ecstatic. Playing him as a CM in a 442 is very nice. Every time the ball hits the net with this lad, I find myself so damn happy, and it never gets old. Dribbling is the best I've used this year w/ engine, insane shots and shot power, blistering pace, and everything else is just so solid. If you've got the coins you'll love him. If you are a united fan, this card will be even more special trust me. I'm in love with this lad. Have my fookin kids Bruno. Please

Finesse shots

Pace

Long passes

DRIBBLING

Free Kicks

Penalties

Just so clutch near the end of every game, always there to score the winner

Finishing

Interceptions

Stamina

Links

Feels like 5* wf

Everything

Face scan and tattoos are awesome

Lean body type

4* Skills isn't awesome

Have to change my pants everytime he scores :(

Custom celebration still isn't in the game and only that would make this card even better to me

Formation: 442

Position: CM

Games: 26

GPG: 1.00

APG: 0.73

5.0

Overall

4.5

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (9/10)

Physicality (9/10)

2.0

Not worth the mney

By PedroGoncalves28, 24-08-2021

I know the end of fifa is coming but i thought i should try bruno out before the game ended. Bought him for 290k and i was expecting him to actually score and assist every game. ended up getting 4 goals and 6 assists in 15 games. he wouldnt bother defending and even when i put him on come back on defence he wouldnt do anything. his long shots were always wide or blocked and his runs were useless. the only reason he is 290k is because of his links. never using bruno again.

stamina
pace

awareness
defending
physicality sometimes
shooting
passing

Formation: 352

Position: CAM

Games: 15

GPG: 0.27

APG: 0.40

2.0

Overall

1.0

Value

1.0

5.0

Stamina

Pace (7/10)

Shooting (3/10)

Passing (1/10)

Dribbling (7/10)

Defending (1/10)

Physicality (3/10)

5.0

Dishonest card

By Cazz0n3, 30-04-2021

I used the card for 21 minutes in a SB game on Professional against a 62-rated team with 19 chemistry and I felt the urge to pause to write this review. He touched the ball 4 times in 21 minutes, the first time I instructed him to make a flair roulette in an empty area of the pitch which was so perfectly executed that I creamed into my pants and had to pause to go changing. After that, he made two perfect passes to a teammate and I must add that one was on his weak foot which felt more like 5*. Then in the 20th minute I sent a through ball to Mbappe who single handedly dribbled the GK and passed him the ball which he beautifully and sweetly placed into an empty net from 3 metres, again using his weak foot which once more felt like 5 stars; surely the Finisher card I had slapped on him helped, but I feel confident that he would have scored anyway. At his point I creamed into my pants again and after pausing, changing and washing my hands, I had to wait this review which I hope you will find useful and appreciate.

In-game beard

4-star weak foot feels like 5

You will scream without the S multiple times a game which could affect the game result

Formation: 3421

Position: GK

Games: 1

GPG: 1.00

APG: 0.00

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

5.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (10/10)

Dribbling (10/10)

Defending (1/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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