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Alan Shearer - A Lengthy Man

By TheReviewerOfShitters, 18-11-2022

Alan Shearer, crème de la crème of the so-called "Brexit Centre Forward". A lengthy man, with calves only Jack Grealish could achieve.

Alan excels at chasing balls sent through the back end of Weekend League defenses, in my case, these balls were driven through by the likes of Freddie Ljungberg (88) and Federico Valverde (86)

His finishing skills are supreme to the point that his weak foot is barely noticeable, not to mention his power shot, oh lord, a nightmare for any goalkeeper he faces.

His passing is fine, just avoid his weak foot as there is sometimes an occasional mishap.

Strength is ridiculous, pushes off even the "meta defenders" to win the ball.

With 24 goals and 5 assists in 28 games in my system, which includes a partnership of Shearer, Morientes and Ljungberg. All of which get roughly 1G/A a game, The stats are ridiculous!

Any shot, on any foot is broken
Insane ball control, really, every through ball above his head he controls with wonderous touch
Value, best striker for the price!
Strong
Lengthy - Even after TU4, very very good.

Passing on the WF
Nothing else, he is ridiculous.

Formation: 5212

Position: ST

Games: 28

GPG: 0.86

APG: 0.18

5.0

Overall

5.0

Value

4.5

4.0

Stamina

Pace (10/10)

Shooting (10/10)

Passing (8/10)

Dribbling (9/10)

Defending (3/10)

Physicality (10/10)

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